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    After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.

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    26 Oct 2019

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    When Grimmauld Place begins fighting against Harry’s ownership of it, he decides he needs help to train the historic home — but little does he expect that it’ll be Malfoy who’s most suitable for the challenge. However, as Malfoy and Harry get closer, Harry comes to understand that expectations aren’t always the best path by which to guide his heart — and in the process learns just what is needed to make a house a home.

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    12 Sep 2019

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    01 Sep 2019

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    “Listen,” Clint says. He crouches down in front of the witch. This close, he can feel his magic. It’s that tense, breathless feeling that comes before a storm. “It’s been winter for too long. We need spring.”

    “I know,” Bucky says. “I’ve been trying. This isn’t my kind of magic.”

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    26 Jun 2019

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    “Clint,” Steve says, and it’s that same no-bullshit, do-or-die, I really, really mean it voice he used to trot out in the last few innings of close games in high school. “Bucky’s not gonna fly. He’s not going to drive himself. He can’t— I need you to drive him here.”

    “Oh, fuck you,” Clint says, and hangs up.

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    04 Jun 2019