SmokeyMelons



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  1. Summary

    This is a series of unconnected works in progress.

    Most are either story fragments that I probably won't add any more to or are ideas that have been stalled for years.

    All are open to adoption. Just make sure you tag me!

    (And maybe let me play beta.)

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    What’s a super hero to do when he needs to do 22 pushup videos in 22 days (and be better than Thor and Sam at the same time)?

     

    Call in The Fixer.  Darcy Lewis.  

    rapidly written story inspired by Chris Evans doing adorable pushups. Like, who knew pushups could be adorable? I just thought they were sweaty.

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    20 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    “That would actually be a dumb move. A man who can't be caught by the best law enforcement agencies in the world doesn’t make dumb moves.”

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    20 Jan 2021

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    Darcy hates drinking games. They always make her feel inadequate.

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    20 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    Darcy and Steve get interrupted by an altogether far too amused Bucky. Or the one where Bucky is being a pretty crappy bro.

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    20 Jan 2021

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    Darcy just wants to drink her vodka in peace and not have to deal with another shitty science-bro who is going to measure her worth by the lack of letters after her name and lack of a cock between her legs. But, she's not exactly built for brooding, and Tall, Dark and Dangerous sitting next to her has a laugh that rasps along her skin like velvet and a horrifyingly hot interest in the effects of Communism on European architecture.

    For the old (but new to me) 50 Reasons To Have Sex challenge, hosted by f*ckyeahdarcylewis on tumblr.

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    20 Jan 2021

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