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    After Nate and his friends have the brilliant idea to summon a demon, Nate's life goes off the rails - or maybe it goes on them again? Nate would like to fix his life, but sometimes he thinks not even a miracle worker could accomplish that...

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    15 Oct 2019

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    Written for Ineffable Husbands Week 2019, "Trip" prompt (and also for fun). Crowley gets Summoned by a teenage girls' slumber party. Everyone has far more on their minds than they've wanted to admit, even to their closest friends. Also, pajamas, hair and makeup, manicures.

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    15 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Jenkins was the only one who knew that Ezekiel remembered. He had to tell someone, and he thought Jenkins would understand all of the hard parts. Ezekiel really needed someone to understand, and even better, Jenkins could warn him because Jenkins knew the road.

    Not the do-over parts, of course, but Jenkins had watched and accepted the fragility of other people. Jenkins had protected and failed and gotten up to do it again. Jenkins knew the despair of not being enough. He knew those things differently than Ezekiel did, but that was more than anybody else could offer.

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    15 Oct 2019

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    15 Oct 2019

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    I would buy back the stars I made in the sky for you, Crowley thinks. I would get a real human job and work however long I'd need to earn enough real human money to bargain with the Almighty for you and your soul. I would give it all to you in pennies and beg you to try to purchase my freedom from hell if it meant I would be enough for you to want me. Name the price and I will find a way to buy your love.

    "Nonsense, angel," Crowley says, grinning. "Consider it my demonic contribution to the ever-increasing crass overcommercialization of this holiday."

     

    Or, Valentine's Days through the ages.

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    12 Oct 2019

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