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    Wade and Peter are in different cities, so they get off together over sexy pictures

    (there is literally zero plot. I had a thought, and I wrote a thing.)

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    01 Dec 2021

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    Wade comes to the obvious conclusion that Aunt May and Peter have found out Spider-Man's identity and are blackmailing him, so he decides to hold them hostage.

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    01 Dec 2021

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    Peters in heat, but he still does his duties as Spider-Man. He can take care of himself and anyone who says otherwise can catch these webs!

    ((I accidentally posted this twice, but I fixed it))

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    01 Dec 2021

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    Will scoffs, pouring boiling water into the French press.

     

    "Keep the dog," he mutters, "you need something to teach you what affection really looks like."

     

    "Keep... this dog?" It's the first thing that's ruffled his veil.

     

    “Yes, that one. I think she might have some Bernese in her, she's going to be attractive when she grows up. Patient too, protective, smart. Easy to train - well, as easy as any puppy is."

     

    He sees Hannibal look down at the furry body. "These are your terms."

     

    "You can reject them, if you like," Will says archly, "but just know that if you accept them and anything happens to that dog, or Alana, I will kill you myself."

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    01 Dec 2021

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    “You killed a man in our kitchen, Hannibal. Killed him. In our kitchen,” Will repeats again, each word clipped crisp. “Our. Kitchen.”

    “Will -”

    “One rule,” he says, laughing dire. “I asked for it not to happen in the house. Hell, even the cellar I’d understand, but Christ, that’s - that’s where the dogs eat!”

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    29 Nov 2021

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