Slytherhex



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    “Okay.” A smirk twitched at the edge of Gideon’s mouth. “You know, normally, when a hot person tells me to get undressed so they can touch my body, it’s in a very different context.” Immediately, her yellow eyes went wide with regret. “I mean… oh god, I’m sorry. I’m nervous. That’s not an excuse, I know. I’m very sorry. You can tell me if you want me to leave right now, and I’ll go and pay you and everything. I–”

     

    Harrow is a massage therapist. Gideon comes in for a massage. They both get a little more than they were expecting.

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    21 May 2022

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    Gideon is honestly fine with how her life is going. She's writing her silly little Cythday fanfics, going into her silly little job to be flirted at by middle aged women trying to figure out the elliptical, making silly little pieces of paper arbitrarily assigned value because she lives in a dystopian society (capitalism). It would be nice to have a little more control over her free time, sure, and she'd like if Nova Tumblr user thelostlyctor would give her a break, but it's all manageable. She's talking to a cute goth who she's pretty sure likes her back. Things are good. Things are great.

    Or: Gideon and Harrow are fanfiction authors for the same lesbian speculative fiction series, and then they match on Tinder.

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    15 May 2022

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    It isn’t that being caught exercising in the halls is actually embarrassing; Camilla knows that there’s more to health than medicine, and keeping fit requires lifting more than just books. What’s embarrassing, what’s down-to-the-marrow humiliating, is that she actually has the time to exercise. She should be helping her necromancer achieve lyctorhood, not finding exciting new places to do squats.

    It’s some small consolation, perhaps, that there’s at least one other cavalier whose necromancer has seen fit to turn her loose on Canaan House without a duty to fulfill. That the other cavalier is Gideon is, well, less consoling.

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    In an alternate universe where things are progressing as the Emperor Undying intended, Camilla and Gideon find themselves with a lot more time on their hands and a lot less supervision from their necromancers. This could be the start of a beautiful bromance.

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    13 May 2022

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    Syndicated columnist "Nav the Cav" offers a sympathetic ear to cavaliers across the galaxy and dispenses practical, no-nonsense, real talk advice on how to properly manage and care for your necromancer.

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    12 May 2022

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    "Why is Harrow on Tinder? How is Harrow on Tinder? I thought humans were the only demographic allowed, not eldritch horrors. What do I do? Like, do I swipe right?"

    "Do you like her?" Camilla asks.

    "Uh, no," Gideon says like it's the most obvious thing in the world.

    "Then don't swipe right."

    A moment of silence. And then, "I'm gonna swipe right."

    OR the “you’re my enemy and you popped up while I was swiping around on a dating app so I swiped right just to screw with you and we matched wtF is going on” AU I posted about on Tumblr one time, but it's more angsty and found-family-ish than I had intended. As usual.

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    11 May 2022

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