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    “If you’re a witch that works with plants, then why are all of yours dead? That can’t be good for business.”

    The room dims again, and Jimin lifts a hand to flip off the ceiling. Taehyung knows he’s sad and that’s why the shop darkens and he shouldn’t find it funny—but he can’t help it. Because this is ridiculous. The good kind of ridiculous. The amazing kind.

     

    (Or: Taehyung has a green thumb, Jimin runs a magical store, and Yoongi can kind of see dead people.)

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    25 Nov 2019

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    It was a rainy Tuesday when Q had found it, him, whatever. While London was known for it's altogether terrible weather the rain that day had been particularly dedicated to drowning anyone and anything outside. Which was probably why, in all honesty, that Q took pity on the wretched thing.
    Q had expected hairballs, male posturing, and to go bald from ripping his hair out in fits of barely suppressed rage.
    But this? Oh, he hadn't expected this.

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    20 Sep 2019

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    The boy raises his eyebrows and straightens his back. “So you can see me! Hmm… most humans can’t, but if you can, then it means your spiritual powers aren’t too shabby…” A grin spreads across his face, all sharp teeth, very much fox-like. He leans forward, narrows his eyes, and tenses his shoulders, like he’s ready to pounce. “You’d probably make a tasty snack!”

    Kita hums. “I might,” he says, “but then who’d bring you pudding?”

    The grin on the boy’s face disappears in an instant, and he blinks down at him.

    What,” he says.

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    15 Aug 2019

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    "What?" says Shang Qinghua. "No, he's not. Why would he court me? He thinks I'm like, a hamster."

    "Okay, then why is he dropping like, monsters and shit at your door?" says Cucumber-bro. "That's how they like, show people they can provide for them or whatever."

    "Why would they do that!" shrieks Shang Qinghua. "I never --"

    "It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."

    "No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"

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    09 Aug 2019

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    Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor.

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    08 Aug 2019