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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Juno was pretty sure someone in the universe was out to get him, and he was sure he probably deserved it. But the past week felt like a pretty low blow. Namely, the introduction of Rex Glass was a low blow.

    There were two things that made the entire situation inconvenient for Juno.

    First of all, “Glass” was without a doubt a criminal. He was too smooth, too vague, and his alias was too fake for him to be anything but.

    Second of all, he was very tall and very handsome, and Juno was both pathetic and predictable. That was a fact that brought his brother great joy and Rita a stomach ulcer.
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    In a universe where Benzaiten survived because I said so, Juno owns a cafe. Nureyev becomes his most regular customer. This is not a coffee shop au.

    [smut is completely skippable]

    Sequel: CANCELLED (read author's note)

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    19 May 2021

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    “So...you’re from the future. In the past. Why?”
    “You want the short answer or the long one?”
    “Short,” Martin says after a moment’s deliberation. “Until I decide if I trust you.”
    The other nods, as if he expected that answer—which, well, if he really
    is Martin from the future, he probably did. “To stop the world from ending.”

    They have one last chance to fix this - one last chance to prevent the Eyepocalypse, to save the world - to save their world. It all hinges on which is the greater force: greed...or love.

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    22 Apr 2021

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    (Inspired by this tumblr post)

    Kravitz takes all seven bounties, because a group appearing all at once means they're a package deal. He expects it to be easy to find that many outlaws huddled up in one place. But instead, he only finds one, and that one happens to be the most elusive, awful, nefarious(?) lich he's ever encountered.

    Alternate title: Krav E. Coyote and the Red Robe Runner

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    26 Feb 2021

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    13 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Every Brahman child is outfitted with a microchip that makes them obedient. For Peter Nureyev, this is a problem.

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    08 Jan 2021