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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    Ramattra learned that a princess was to arrive at the Shambali Monastery the same day he learned she was to be his charge.

    It was not a chance to learn about human nature, no matter how Mondatta liked to frame it. It was a punishment.

    He thought back on all the royal dignitaries that came in the past, and wondered which of them this new princess would resemble. Would she be spoiled, demanding a fast remedy that did not exist? Would she be lazy, and expect to lie about as the monks worked tirelessly to heal her and pick up her slack? Would she be sheltered, perhaps, and arrive like a weeping bride when she saw the ravager that was to be her guide?

    He was not prepared for Hana Song.

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    10 Jan 2024

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    Dad for One and Dad Might (begrudgingly) co-parent one enthusiastic green teen.

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    19 Oct 2022

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    17 Nov 2021

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    09 Jun 2021

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    Luo Binghe returns to Cang Qiong Mountain with a grievously injured Shen Qingqiu.

    The trouble is, it's the wrong Shen Qingqiu.

    AKA The original Shen Qingqiu gets a happy ending, whether he likes it or not.

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    18 Apr 2021