SharpestScalpel

Please won't you be a mutant?



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    “Well,” Jaskier replies distractedly. “Lots of things want to strangle you.”

    “You don’t.”

    It isn’t a particularly troublesome accusation, or even necessarily an accusation at all.

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    02 Mar 2021

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    It’s a tradition the three of them hold. Whenever one of them finds a book of the right kind, he brings it back to Kaer Morhen to share with the others. They keep the books on a shelf in the library that they inexpertly installed themselves.

    Eskel drags a chair up to form their little semicircle in front of the library fire. Lambert opens the first bottle of krupnikas.

    ‘Well?’ Lambert says. ‘Either of you find a good one this year?’

    ‘Feast your eyes, lads,’ says Eskel with relish, ‘on this.’

    He waves an octavo at them.

    ‘Picked it up in Redania,’ he says. ‘Meant to be very spicy.’

    He waggles his eyebrows, and Geralt grins.

    Jaskier is a romance novelist, and Geralt finds out.

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    25 Feb 2021

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    Two bros, chillin' in a ta-vern, five feet apart ‘cause they—fuck, they really missed each other, not that Geralt will ever admit it—and anyway, in a minute here, they're gonna have to get closer than they ever thought possible.

    (Or, sometime after Episode 6, they meet again, Jaskier’s in trouble again, and Geralt saves them. Again.)

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    21 Feb 2021

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    Geralt wakes up and immediately misses the bliss of being passed out. From blood loss, probably. He doesn't really remember, but his sword arm is completely numb and he has a headache that must have been caused by an angry god. Opening his eyes is not a priority.

    Yes, but waking up means you are alive which is the preferred state for a Witcher to be, Geralt.

     

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    Geralt loses his memory and needs to figure out how he acquired a bard of all things. Most importantly, he must figure out how to keep him.

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    30 Jan 2021

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    In a world where Harry got Justin before Justin got him and finished his training under Bob instead of McCoy, he's a bit more willing to be Marcone's pet wizard.

    He's just as likely to bite the hand that feeds him, though.

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    27 Dec 2020

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