SharpestScalpel

Please won't you be a mutant?



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    Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.

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    22 Sep 2019

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    18 Sep 2019

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    Sometimes, a family is a demonic nanny, an angelic cook, and a kid who isn't actually the Antichrist.

    Or: Crowley helps Aziraphale secure a different position at the Dowling Estate.

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    12 Sep 2019

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    It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.

    Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.

    Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.

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    05 Sep 2019

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    Now with added Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin!

    “Go on,” Tyler said shyly, watching Jamie take the simple gold band out. They would use the same ring when they married Jamie knew, one doing duty as both engagement ring and wedding band. “I hope you don’t think I’m too soppy,” Alpha said. He held out a chicory flower he’d plucked from the riverbank. “Can I put it in your coat if I don’t touch anywhere else?” he asked, and Jamie eagerly nodded. Very carefully Alpha tucked the flower into Jamie’s second from the top buttonhole and then his hands lingered, resting lightly on Jamie’s lapels as they just looked at one another.

    “Are you engaged yet?” Tyson bellowed from across the river and both Jamie and Alpha Seguin started and pulled apart.

     
    Tyson Barrie, one of the very rare Omegas born only into ultra observant religious communities, finds himself pregnant after the death of his husband Gabriel Landeskog and to survive in 1870s Denver, must marry Nathan MacKinnon. Omega Jamie Benn, survivor of a loveless arranged marriage, comes to join his friend in Denver and marries Alpha Seguin.

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    03 Sep 2019