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  1. Rec *

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    it’s a game. a stupid, ridiculous game that got a little bit out of hand, and now Hoseok is getting turned on.

    alternatively, the one where Seokjin and Hoseok, token straight friends, get pulled along to a gay club and to avoid getting hit on by other guys, they pretend to be dating each other. (no homo, though)

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    08 Nov 2019

  2. Rec *

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    For a variety show challenge, Jimin must tell Yoongi every day for 100 days that he loves him.

    Let's get this shit started.

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    22 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cyuuuuuuute

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    Yoongi is a hacker who steals broke university student Namjoon's identity, and quickly decides that he can't just leave this kid living this way. After that, well, he really should have known that it would spiral out of control.
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    YOONGI (17:29): okay, so don’t freak out, but i’ve decided you need some help
    YOONGI (17:29): and i am uniquely in a situation where i can help you
    YOONGI (17:30): i’m sure you’ve noticed the change in your finances
    YOONGI (17:31): bitch are you even reading these??
    YOONGI (17:32): fine, i’ll wait

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    18 Oct 2019

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    The first time you meet your soulmate, it leaves a bruise on both of you at the point of contact. From then on, your body begins rejecting any sustenance other than the touch of your soulmate. The trick is, the bruises take a few hours to appear, so you have to figure out who you've touched and find them before you starve to death. But once you do, all you ever need is them. So what happens if you're an idol and you meet your soulmate at a fan event?

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    16 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A longie, but a goodie

  5. Rec *

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    You and Namjoon are roommates.

    You're both really horny one morning.

    So you come to an understanding:

    1. It's not a regular thing.
    2. It happens on the couch.
    3. Kissing is allowed.
    4. Condoms, always.

    And just like that, you're roommates with benefits.

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    06 Oct 2019