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  1. Rec 42

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    As usual, Crowley had decided to open his mouth before thinking about what exactly it was that he was about to let spill forth from it. As a result of this, unsurprisingly, he was now in a spot of hot water. Boiling water. Possibly water so hot that it had gone ahead and become some kind of pyroclastic steam.

    At least Aziraphale could usually be relied upon to take pity on him. This was a big ask though, even by Crowley's please-let-me-keep-empty-aerosol-cans-in-your-cellar-it's-nothing-illegal-I-swear standards. This was, without a doubt, a bigger ask than the aerosol cans.

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    13 Oct 2019

  2. Rec 45

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    “Tell them to get lost, whatever it is,” Crowley said, leaning against the counter as Aziraphale scanned the letter. “It can’t be that important or they would have sent someone…. Aziraphale?”

    Aziraphale had the letter clutched tightly in his hands and stared at it in horror. “Oh my dear,” he whispered, “You couldn’t be more wrong.”

    A Nephilim has escaped from Hell.
    Crowley and Aziraphale have been called to help, despite the painful reminder of why they can never, ever be together.
    Even the combined power of Heaven and Hell may not be enough to correct the mistakes made over five thousand years ago.
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    12 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I cried

  3. Rec *

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    There was a certain look that Aziraphale wore occasionally—a pinched sort of moue that looked like he’d just taken a very large mouthful of cinnamon—which meant he thought Crowley was being ridiculous. He had put it on

    “Hang on,” he had said. “You want us to do human things?”

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    If you're going to go native, you might as well go all the way.

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    08 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm having a moment here

  4. Rec 14

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    Somehow Anthony J. Crowley, High End London caterer, keeps getting booked for the same gigs as a truly horrible stage magician. But maybe the greatest trick of all is to get someone working in foodservice to feel one (1) emotion.

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    08 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fav Au so far!!!

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

    "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

    AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    07 Oct 2019