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    [One of a series of Holby City spoof scenes - all iconic dialogues (mostly between Bernie and Serena) which are hopefully recognisable. All are written keeping as closely as possible to the original, but with wildly, and generally ridiculously, divergent meanings. This one reworks the scene were Serena tells Robbie that they have no future together
    **Many apologies here for my rudeness about Ukraine, which was all done for comic effect - please take it as a reflection of Bernie's frustration, not a reflection of my honest opinion!** ]

    Wherein the fandom has been suffering severe obstruction, and Bernie pleads with the writers of Holby to let her come back from fucking Ukraine, NOW …

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    [one of a series of Holby City spoof scenes - all iconic dialogues (mostly between Bernie and Serena) which are hopefully recognisable. All are written keeping as closely as possible to the original, but with wildly, and generally ridiculously, divergent meanings. This one spoofs a scene in S18 E20, but was written in response to the fandom's horror-struck reaction to spoilers saying that Serena will briefly get back together with Robbie.
    **Many apologies here for my rudeness about Ukraine, which was all done for comic effect - please take it as a reflection of Serena's frustration, not a reflection of my honest opinion!** ]

    Wherein our heroines pretend to talk about hot beverages, but are really discussing the theme park ride that is the average soap relationship, and how some passengers love to sit way up the front, and then throw up when it loops the loop …

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    [one of a series of Holby City spoof scenes - all iconic dialogues (mostly between Bernie and Serena) which are hopefully recognisable. All are written keeping as closely as possible to the original, but with wildly, and generally ridiculously, divergent meanings. This one spoofs the carpark scene in S18 E20 when Bernie and Serena first meet]

    Wherein Serena is at her wits' end with the pure cinnamon roll misery that the Holby scriptwriters keep throwing in the Campbell direction, and demands some action of a more titillating variety ...

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    [one of a series of Holby City spoof scenes - all iconic dialogues (mostly between Bernie and Serena) which are hopefully recognisable. All are written keeping as closely as possible to the original, but with wildly, and generally ridiculously, divergent meanings. This one spoofs the arm wrestling scene in S18 E31, and was written as a response to the desperation at the degree of sapphic angst being experienced by the entire fandom during Bernie's absence - leading to the birth of Operation Serenity (lightening things up a bit, to keep ourselves going) some people start to call us a clan, and muse on adopting traditional Campbell or Wolfe scottish tartan - rather reminiscent of the Vivienne Westwood coat that Jemma Redgrave was recently photographed wearing, and which was then endlessly swooned over on Tumblr]

    Wherein Bernie and Serena are more than ready to jump each other’s bones, but discover, via a stray script, accidentally wedged somewhere rather unfortunate, that they’re going to have to wait the Whole.Damn.Summer. before they get to have anything more than scorching eyesex, suggestive quips about gherkins and an endless round of bloody innuendo. This absolutely will not do … so they hatch a cunning plan …

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    This is a stand-alone spoof, of the Seven Ages of Man speech in Shakespeare's 'As you Like It'. I'd been searching around for a Holby scene to spoof, to capture the various stages of paranoia / grief / frustration / diversion etc which the fandom had been going through, as Bernie's absence from the show got longer and longer, and Serena was suffering an innordinate amount of sapphic angst. Failing (so far at least) to find a suitable scene with a long progression of symptoms, this monologue popped into my head, another strange corruption of Life into Berena was born. With profound apologies to Shakespeare. It just Had To Be Done)

    I personally feel we’ve passed through the ranter and advocate stages in recent weeks, and are hovering around the harridan. I’m way gone, deep into last fan childhood.

    Hope you enjoy.

    (for anyone who'd like a reminder, here's the original monologue, with annotations: http://genius.com/William-shakespeare-the-seven-ages-of-man-all-the-worlds-a-stage-annotated)

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    Picks up from where 'The Kill List' leaves off, behind the blinds, and follows what happens in the lead up to 'Parasite.'

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  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    She's been wondering for weeks what this would feel like.

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  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    "She lay on her back staring at the ceiling, desperately trying to wrap her mind around what had just happened.

    She’d just had sex. With a woman. With Bernie."

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    10 Jan 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Bernie and the evocative, alchemical power of scents.

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    30 Dec 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    There are twenty-seven bones in the human hand. Serena can name them all - until Bernie touches her, that is.

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