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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    When Beta wakes up with a panic attack, Aloy is there to play big sister.

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    09 Apr 2022

  2. Rec *

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    About to be married to Velen, Milena makes a run for it, straight into Lambert.

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    28 Mar 2022

  3. Rec *

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    Facing down certain death apparently really got magic going. Holly can attest. After all, the blast of accidental magic that exploded out of her when Bellatrix killed Aunt Petunia not only landed her twenty-six years in the past. It even managed to propel her right out of her teenage body and back into her scrawny eleven-year-old form. If only she didn’t have to rehash living in the war, this time the First Wizarding War in the time of her parents, all over again!

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    24 Mar 2022

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    jani rec
    long but definitely worth the two week binge i spent on it

  4. Rec 22

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    Jaskier is abso-fucking-lutely phenomenal when it comes to sex, and he wants that on the fucking record.

    And yet, he realizes one night as he’s well and deep into his cups at the latest quaint backwater town he and Geralt have traveled to, he suddenly finds he’s a little out of practice.

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    Or: Jaskier is having trouble coping with his deceptively aging and marred body but, thankfully, his witcher knows just how to help.

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    14 Mar 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 97

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    Some people said that Jaskier’s ADHD made him shit at problem solving, but he argued that, all things considered, he wasn’t that bad. Sure, when faced with an issue, people would usually need to allocate a few minutes for Jaskier’s initial blind panic and faffing about while he tried to think of a solution that would not get him injured, arrested, jobless, crying, adopting a third pet, calling his ex, calling his mum, dead in a ditch, or all of the above. However, the ideas that came after those first few minutes, and even his lovely manager would have to agree with him on this, were actually pretty good by some standards.

    “That’s a shit idea, Jaskier.”

     

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    Jaskier accidentally befriends the teen that lives across the hall from him, and then he goes and falls in love with her dad because the universe can't give him a break.

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    11 Mar 2022