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    Everyone knows the Forest of the Abyss is cursed, teeming with danger that has constantly threatened to spill over into the town. Five years ago, Shen Qingqiu led a small team into the depths of the forest and sealed the curse with a miraculous display of power. The village was saved.

    Now, Shen Yuan has been studying the forest since he was a child, but the danger is growing again and there is something in the woods he's never seen before. This time Shen Qingqiu may not be able to stop it, and the deeper Shen Yuan goes, the more he begins to believe it can't--or shouldn't--be fought at all...

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    18 Mar 2024

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    Forests Are Apocalypses (16582 words) by MissMegh
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
    Rating: Mature
    Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
    Relationships: Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū
    Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Previous Generation Qing Jing Peak Lord, Shang Qinghua, Original Cang Qiong Mountain Sect Peak Lord Characters, Mu Qingfang, Liu Qingge, Ning Yingying, Míng Fān (Scum Villain), Liu Mingyan, Mobei-jun, Original Characters
    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Time Period: Fantasy Pastiche, Character Death, Animal Death, Dark Fairy Tale Elements, Fairy Tale Curses, Body Horror, Partial Mind Control, Dismemberment, Conspiracy, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu is Not a Transmigrator, Shěn Jiǔ | Original Shěn Qīngqiū and Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū are Not the Same Person, Luo Binghe is Older Than Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Oblivious Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Shàng Qīnghuá & Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū Friendship, Shen Brothers, Monster Enthusiast Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Monster Luo Binghe, Human/Monster Romance, Monsterfucker Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Sadly No Actual Monsterfucking, At Least Onscreen
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    Everyone knows the Forest of the Abyss is cursed, teeming with danger that has constantly threatened to spill over into the town. Five years ago, Shen Qingqiu led a small team into the depths of the forest and sealed the curse with a miraculous display of power. The village was saved.

    Now, Shen Yuan has been studying the forest since he was a child, but the danger is growing again and there is something in the woods he's never seen before. This time Shen Qingqiu may not be able to stop it, and the deeper Shen Yuan goes, the more he begins to believe it can't--or shouldn't--be fought at all...


    I kinda wanted more build-up and I’m still a little confused, but eh

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    Deadlock meets up with his online sextfriend in person for the first time and discovers that unfortunately he was not being catfished.

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    18 Mar 2024

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    Atlas On His Knees (5520 words) by DesdemonaKaylose
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types
    Rating: Explicit
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Drift | Deadlock/Optimus Prime
    Characters: Drift | Deadlock, Optimus Prime
    Additional Tags: BDSM, Light Masochism, Light Sadism, Dirty Talk, degradation kink, Transfluid (Transformers), First Time Submissive, Dom POV, In-scene negotiation, liberal use of english profanity, no particular continuity
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    Deadlock meets up with his online sextfriend in person for the first time and discovers that unfortunately he was not being catfished.

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    Luo Binghe and Mobei-jun bully their poor unfortunate underling, and learn something about human preferences. Shang Qinghua, on the other hand, learns what his fellow transmigrator might have meant by the phrase "mutated cucumber".

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    18 Mar 2024

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    Jingled Miserably Across the Floor (3646 words) by DesdemonaKaylose
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
    Rating: Explicit
    Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
    Relationships: Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá
    Characters: Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun, Luo Binghe
    Additional Tags: Harassment, silly porn perhaps taken too seriously, Large Cock, Groping, Dubious Consent, Penis Measuring, Non-Human Genitalia
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    Luo Binghe and Mobei-jun bully their poor unfortunate underling, and learn something about human preferences. Shang Qinghua, on the other hand, learns what his fellow transmigrator might have meant by the phrase "mutated cucumber".

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    "I had a question for the Peak Lord," says Luo Binghe, voice sweet, eyes cold. "A dialect question."

    If Shang Qinghua was sweating before, he's dripping fucking rivers now. He and Cucumber-bro communicate in a horrible mix of memes, internet slang, Chinglish and modern Chinese, mostly but not entirely incomprehensible for any outsider. Luo Binghe had decided it must be some hometown dialect that they shared, despite any evidence of Shen Qingqui and Shang Qinghua ever speaking to each other before they both had the shitty luck to be transmigrated, and devoted himself to learning his beloved Shizun's birth dialect. Fuck! Why was Shang Qinghua dumb enough to have made it a plot point that Luo Binghe had a god level ability to pick up languages!

    .... right, so he could pick up some girl's dialect and seduce her more easily, but it wasn't fair that this monogamous version of his son could still do it, okay!!

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    18 Mar 2024

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    metaphorically speaking (1446 words) by lazulisong
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá
    Characters: Luo Binghe, Mobei-jun, Shang Qinghua
    Additional Tags: weird dick luo binghe, shang qinghua regrets everything, hi mercury has been in gatorade all week and I'm writing crack, purely to cheer myself up, no sense, No Plot, No Mercy, my 5 shot hazelnut latte is everybody else's problem
    Series: Part 6 of TRASH GARBAGE FIRES, Part 1 of scum villain, Part 1 of the trans liu sibs agenda
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    "I had a question for the Peak Lord," says Luo Binghe, voice sweet, eyes cold. "A dialect question."

    If Shang Qinghua was sweating before, he's dripping fucking rivers now. He and Cucumber-bro communicate in a horrible mix of memes, internet slang, Chinglish and modern Chinese, mostly but not entirely incomprehensible for any outsider. Luo Binghe had decided it must be some hometown dialect that they shared, despite any evidence of Shen Qingqui and Shang Qinghua ever speaking to each other before they both had the shitty luck to be transmigrated, and devoted himself to learning his beloved Shizun's birth dialect. Fuck! Why was Shang Qinghua dumb enough to have made it a plot point that Luo Binghe had a god level ability to pick up languages!

    .... right, so he could pick up some girl's dialect and seduce her more easily, but it wasn't fair that this monogamous version of his son could still do it, okay!!


    Oh God, this was his punishment for putting 'Luo Binghe's huge demonic dick made her scream with pleasure that was almost pain' as a macro in Word, wasn't it.

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    “Do you remember your mother?” Tianlang-jun asks the squirming, half-serpent thing he’s ninety-five percent sure is his nephew. The creature is far tinier than he thought it would be but that can perhaps be attributed to a lack of proper nutrition. He can’t imagine there is much for an infant to eat while crawling around the southern border. “It’s only been a year or so since you saw her but I don’t believe she held you for long. It would not surprise me if your little brain discarded such memories.”

    His nephew, as expected, does nothing other than continue to wiggle around in the mud. 

    Tianlang-jun finds his nephew earlier.

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    18 Mar 2024

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    for sale: baby snake, never held (549 words) by corduroyserpent
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
    Rating: General Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Tianlang-jun & Zhuzhi-lang
    Characters: Tianlang-jun, Zhuzhi-lang
    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Pre-Canon, Age Regression/De-Aging, i have made zhuzhi-lang sooooo small you guys he is SO BABY, De-Aged Zhúzhī-láng
    Series: Part 7 of so you've finally read the zhuzhi-lang extra?
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    “Do you remember your mother?” Tianlang-jun asks the squirming, half-serpent thing he’s ninety-five percent sure is his nephew. The creature is far tinier than he thought it would be but that can perhaps be attributed to a lack of proper nutrition. He can’t imagine there is much for an infant to eat while crawling around the southern border. “It’s only been a year or so since you saw her but I don’t believe she held you for long. It would not surprise me if your little brain discarded such memories.”

    His nephew, as expected, does nothing other than continue to wiggle around in the mud. 

    Tianlang-jun finds his nephew earlier.