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    A man named Cas wakes up in 2003 with no memories, but he's able to piece together a few things:

    1. Supernatural creatures exist, and most of them will hurt innocent civilians if he doesn't stop them;
    2. He has abilities that no human hunter should have, but he knows enough about human hunters to keep that to himself, and finally;
    3. He keeps running into another hunter named Dean Winchester, who seems to be about as lonely as he is if he's willing to put up with those former facts long enough to help Cas unravel the mystery of who (or what) he really is.

    For his part, Dean's still (not) dealing with Sam's departure to Stanford, and figures distracting himself with a bit of mystery and intrigue is as harmless as it gets, right? Right.

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    There's a lot of risks, being in one of the most notorious gangs in Los Santos; falling in love with a criminal as dangerous, conniving, and bloodthirsty as you were? That was not a risk Michael and Ryan were expecting to take.

    (My interpretation of a Fake AH Crew AU, mostly focuses on Michael and Ryan together, may have other pairings).

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    Some scenes from Venom that were cut (or not written in the first place) that I think should have been there.

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    A Greek mythology AU surrounding around the god of fire, forge, and blacksmiths, and the metal worker, Ryan, that catches his eye.

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    On Earth 1089-B, Wade Wilson and Peter Parker meet, reconcile their moral differences, and end up happily married. Here are a few connected stories of the two of them.

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    And then he looks up and, for a second or two, Dean forgets how to breathe. Big ol’ baby blue eyes. His ultimate weakness. It’s like cupid took aim and shot Dean right between the ribs. He’s smitten from first glance and that just spells out all sorts of trouble.

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    13 Dec 2020

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    Dean turns around and Castiel is picking through the jars, turning them over carefully to read the labels, totally engrossed. Dean watches him.

    "Is there," Dean says, "uh, anything in there you like?" Castiel looks up at him and then back at the apples, sitting in a basket on the counter in their golden skins, ripe and pretty. Castiel smiles up at Dean.

    "I don’t know yet," he says.

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    10 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Eggsy, you insufferable tart. Time to put that sex drive to good use. I’m sending you further back to plant this -” a fairly standard looking bug from the desk drawer - “with an agent before we knew we were able to do this. Way before. And make sure he keeps it.”

    “How am I gonna do that without letting on what we’re up to?”

    “Use your brain, lad. Do you happen to know anybody who keeps trophies?”

    Time travel's got this way of making things complicated: what should be a standard - enjoyable - honeypot might just turn out to be the most significant mission of Eggsy's life.

    [Now complete! Illustrated most beautifully by Starrr! (@kingsman_hell)! Chapter three is just straight up 19yearold!Harry/29yearold!Eggsy smut and can probably be read as a standalone PWP if you try.]

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    31 Oct 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    There's a goose. Crowley is displeased.

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    25 Oct 2020

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    The first time he picked up his telephone and didn't hear Joan or one of the other ladies greet him, he just rolled his eyes, assumed they were cross with him, and firmly asked for the shop he was trying to connect to into the receiver like normal. He even said please! And the thing about being a being of considerable occult power with a history of shaping parts of the universe is that, sometimes, the world bends to oblige you.

    So, the only thing that surprised him about Fell answering the line in response to his demand for "an expert on ancient greek and roman preparations of oysters" was that they'd made long-distance calls considerably less bothersome at some point.

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    Crowley is a big fan of technology but has zero idea how it works, which leads to him developing an unlikely friendship with a fussy bookseller who happens to be an expert on a miraculous number of subjects.

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    06 Oct 2020

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