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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Vi works at a coffee shop, and Caitlyn always comes in with one normal coffee order, and one incredibly complicated coffee order that everyone hates making. One morning, Vi's not about it, and asks her what her deal is, and tells her that's an insane amount of sugar to be drinking every morning, but, surprise surprise, Caitlyn agrees because the normal coffee is hers, and the insane, sugar bomb one is for Jayce. Vi's a little embarrassed and Caitlyn thinks it's cute.

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    01 Oct 2022

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    GIFT FIC SO CUTE BARISTA SUGARY DRINK AU

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    The Piltover High School Pioneers have a long-standing rivalry with the nearby Barons from Zaun Senior High. In no sport is it more explosive than in swimming.

    (The high school swim team AU nobody asked for)

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    30 Sep 2022

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    SWIM TEAM AU

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    “You— You don’t even know me,” Caitlyn gasps into her phone, her grip white as she listens carefully to the deep exhale and inhale she can hear over the speakers, her lower lip going red beneath her teeth.

    “I know enough, you sound like you haven’t gotten any in a while.”

    “Excuse you—”

    “Hey. I don’t think you’re desperate. I think you’re needy. I’m into that.”

    Caitlyn swallows back a whimper. Barely.

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    Or that modern!au where Caitlyn’s an unsatisfied librarian who drunkenly dials an unknown number. A mysterious woman picks up and they have a candid (read: hot) chat. Said mysterious woman then shows up in her real life.

    It becomes a mess from there.

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    27 Aug 2022

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    That good librarian shit

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    Vi is the head barista and part-time manager of The Last Drop, a coffee shop and café in Piltover. Caitlyn is a coffee-loving PhD student at the nearby university who spends every weekday working from her favorite table at The Last Drop. Despite an obvious attraction, the two women are immediately at odds with each other the moment their paths cross. Over time, they'll navigate past their differences and form a unique arrangement.

    This is an enemies to friends with benefits to lovers arc set in a modern coffee shop/café AU. I am writing it specifically at the request of my wife, who has a thing for barista-centric fanfics and loves Caitlyn/Vi. Chapter titles are quotes from Arcane.

    B, I love you so much. This is first-and-foremost for you.

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    17 Aug 2022

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    FWB AU

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    "'Oil and water'...and what? She's the oil?" Ekko laughed. "Bullshit. She's salt. Stir her up and she'll melt right into you."

    [Immediately following the end of Arcane Ep 9. As the cities descend into war, Caitlyn and Vi seek refuge, grappling with the aftermath.]
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    Chapters 6 and beyond are intended for mature audiences. Reader discretion is advised.


    Note: Items related to SA are non-explicit and are not ongoing themes. However, out of an abundance of care, mentions of SA will be called out at chap-level with in-line markers ([#] to stop reading, [##] to resume) so readers can avoid this content if they so desire. For the avoidance of doubt, canon characters are fully plot-armored against SA despite my treating SA as extant in the universe.

    Readers should be prepared to encounter all other Mature Content without additional warning.
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    For updates and previews, you can follow me on Twitter @OxenfreeAO3 or use the hashtag #SaltwaterAO3

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    15 Aug 2022

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