Sarcasm_Scarlet_n_Spite



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    Liquid courage, drunken decisions, terrible euphemisms, and texts from last night, or: how to think entirely with the booze (and your dick) for once.

    Or: By the time Sanji got to the party, everyone was already drunk.

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    Nostalgia. There’s a funny word.

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    It hits him as he’s counting out his haul propped up on the deck of the Sunny that there’s not music playing, and in fact, he’s not the person thinking of the song currently stuck in his head.

    Or, Sanji gets cursed by some backwater island on some random Tuesday afternoon to hear Zoro's thoughts. It goes about as well as expected.

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    “Are you familiar with the custom of the sea?” Robin asked. “The one among shipwreck survivors.”

    Sanji was the cook. It was his job to feed the crew.

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    “Zoro—”

    Did you know?” he repeats, desperate, and Luffy just looks at him. And he wonders, then, how much of this has been preordained—how much of this is real, how much of this is him. How much of what he’s felt since they were wedged side-to-side in a shitty wooden boat on the East Blue has actually mattered, and how much has been the universe pressing him down into the mold of someone else's heart.

    And then Luffy is gripping his horns, bringing his forehead down to meet his, repeating, “Zoro? Zoro?” like his name is a mantra, like he’s gone somewhere far away and gotten lost on his way back.

    And Zoro blinks at him, then, and sees both of them at once—both of them—and he grips Luffy’s face in his own hands (claws) and presses his lips (violent, full of teeth) against his. Because this is who he has been waiting a thousand years for, the brightest and most beautiful of them all, the one thing he could never have—could never see, not if (Luffy, Joyboy, Nika) had made different (worse) choices—the thing that could never thrive in the darkness, just like he could never (has been unable to for centuries) survive without it—

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