S394206H
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They go back to the motel afterwards.
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Ten Cups of Coffee and You're Still Not Here by S394206H
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live
07 Nov 2018
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Seth expects his return to SNL to be some kind of grand homecoming, but what he gets might be even better in the end.
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Patrick Brewer has been in love with Alexis Rose since he was a kid. The son of the Roses' chauffeur and personal cook, Patrick has returned to the Rose estate, Rosebud Manor, after years of living abroad and may have finally caught the eye of the object of his obsession. That is, until David Rose makes an appearance and changes everything.
An AU based on Sabrina. No prior experience with the movie necessary to enjoy this fic.
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24 Feb 2021
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“Hypothetically, David. Not about us, not about me. Just as a concept. Conceptually, what do you think about marriage?”
David swallows. “Why?”
“Because it’s what you do.” Patrick goes back to his laundry, goes back to folding his fucking underwear like he didn’t just corner David halfway into a panic attack. “When you’re in a relationship, at some point, you gotta have The Talk. It’s not a plan; it’s just to see if you’re on the same page.”
David sniffs, hoping it comes across as unimpressed. “Sounds fake.”David’s never really thought much about marriage. He’s never had a reason to, before.
Patrick gives him a reason.
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22 Feb 2021
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“Not now, Alexis,” he snaps after he punches Accept and her wounded expression makes him regret his tone, but only a little.
“What, you weren’t even going to tell me you were getting me a little dog-niece or nephew?”
“Yeah, funny thing, I don’t think we did this for you,” he says as he lifts up one of the throw pillows on the couch to look under it.
“We, David? Oh so Patrick knows? So I can text him congratulations right now?”
He glares at the screen. “Skydive without a parachute, please.”
Or, a follow-up to 'There It Is, Beating Away' involving a puppy, a kid, and a surprise that very nearly goes wrong until it goes right.
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- Part 2 of you got a big old heart in there, david
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22 Feb 2021
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“Sorry. Um, I got a text and it...cut us off. Anyway. Um, sorry I bothered you. I’ll just...text you and ask you to delete these. Be on the lookout for my Christmas list, because forewarning, everything on it requires preorder. Or, you could just, y’know, come home for Christmas.”
Patrick waits for the hitch in David’s breath that he knows is coming and the quiet admission:
“I mean it, Patrick. Just...come home. Please.”
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21 Feb 2021
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It was great when Mr. and Mrs. Brewer offered to come stay with David and Patrick for a few days to help them move into the house, but now it's been a week and there's no sign of them leaving. David doesn't know how much more of this he can take.
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21 Feb 2021