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     Doing anon things for pun and profit.

    ...Actually, just the former.

     

    (Now off anon because I have very little shame left.)

    Come sin with me

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    From the winding tunnels of the Deep Roads to the unforgiving slopes of the Frostbacks, Darcy is faced with one reoccurring question:

    Why does Thedas, possibly the least hospitable world in the multiverse, have such a disproportionate number of hot people?

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    There's smut, and then there's wild, trope-filled, Azerothian smut.

    Guaranteed a good time or your money back.*

    *time and innocence non-refundable

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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    The list of things in Night Vale worthy of study is long, and part of Carlos’ work in this strange desert community is deciding what takes precedence. With the impossible seismology, apparently psychotropic sandstorms, fake clocks, and whatever those deer are, there's just not enough time to cover everything.

    Also, call it an oversight, a budgetary limitation, or Carlos having seven degrees in natural sciences and none in social sciences, but studying the actual societal structure of Night Vale and its... peculiarities hasn't been a priority.

    Six months in Night Vale to the day, he's going to wish he'd taken the time.

     

    The AU in which A/B/O exists... but only in Night Vale. And after six months of residency, the scientists have just officially become citizens.

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    02 Sep 2019

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    Imagine how pissed off you would be if you somehow ended up in Middle Earth in time to help, but you didn’t speak Westron. Or Sindarin. Or Khuzdul. All you have are proper nouns, and some random phrases like Mellon, and Amralime, and, oh yeah, the inscription from the One ring. because that’s going to go over well when you start spouting off long forgotten verse in the black tongue of Mordor….
    So instead of eloquently explaining yourself and saving lives and falling in love with a character of your choice, you have to chase them around like a slightly more verbose Hodor, trying to learn a language and keep the dumb bastards alive.
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    Well, it had to happen to someone eventually, and Pissed Off is definitely the way to describe it when it happens to her. But she still tries to do her duty to the fandom and keep the Durins alive just in case it isn't a nightmare after all.
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    Most frequent comment: "I never like OCs and I love this one"

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    28 Jun 2019

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    It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front.

    He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944.

    She had checked.

     

    [ ALTERNATIVELY - Hermione finds Tom Riddle's diary, but not everything is different. ]

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    08 Dec 2018

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    You work at an animal shelter. You love all your fuzzy buddies and can't imagine a better job for yourself than looking after cats and dogs all day, even when the work is hard and often gross. What can you say? You've got a lot of love to give!

    You're just not quite sure yet how you feel about the new monster who's been helping out these days, and this riddle wrapped up in an enigma is something you just can't resist investigating...

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    06 Sep 2018

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    A night out with your roommates' sorority sounded like a good way to wind down from exams season, but your good intentions to keep from ruining someone's nice carpet have you end up in the middle of the forest. In the middle of the night. Very, very drunk.

    Good thing you found a random house to sidle up to and ask to use their phone. Less of a good thing that the skeleton monster that lives in it is only placated by your sloppy jokes.

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    Eventually going to culminate in a "Six Skeletons" sort of set-up, but you don't get off as easy by knowing Classic Sans first.

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    20 Jul 2018

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