RainofLittleFishes



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    The journey of a boy who has yet to sail among the cosmos with Gaia as his ship; the fix-it universe that no one really thought about—Giving Sephiroth a Mom

    Contains: Ruminations of a Wolf Father by F. Strife, Dragon Hunter, A Tower Moste Sublime, The Adventures of The Balloon Flower by F. Strife, Dragon Hunter, The Inherent Nature of Stardust, The Promise of Freedom, Good Riddance, Much Ado About Lt. Sephiroth, Lt. Strife's Hopeful Soul, Meteoric Rise to Fame, The Dragon's Hearth, Expedition Day 63: Rescue of A Most Affectionate Puppy, The Expedition of V. Valentine; Semi-Retired Turk, A Memoir on Parenting by V. Valentine, Semi-Retired Turk Vol. I, Vol. II and Of Courage, Promotion and Skirmishes: A Narrative by Captain Strife Vol. I, Vol. II,The Strength of Friendship Therein, Transcribed by Captain Strife-Valentine, Leave the Soul Alone, Rust In My Own Blood, Miles Up An Augustinian Tower

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    A year long trip, one month-inspired alternative universe at a time.

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    Fics spawned from comment threads. They're all about our mutual interests, which are as follows:

    - bees
    - crack
    - romantic n-drangles
    - cahoots
    - shenanigans
    - bees

    These are unrelated alternative 'verses. Very, very, unrelated.

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    Lan Zhan's spectacularly beautiful and genius roommate needs food and clothes and winter gear... and Lan Zhan wants him to have everything he needs. Is it so wrong that Lan Zhan finds increasingly deceitful ways of trying to give Wei Ying the things he needs? Is it so wrong that Lan Zhan kind of gets off on it?

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    16 Sep 2021

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    Hemp plants have deep roots, and a decades-old crime is more immediately relevant than it seems. Lan Wangji must tell the most respected textile merchants in Huanglongxi how their daughter, a rogue cultivator, came to die.

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    15 Sep 2021

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    “Are you a cultivator?”

    “No,” she says, steadily. “This one doesn’t possess the core for it.” She pauses and raises her eyes to his, so boldly he finds it a little startling. “I believe that I can be of use to the Jiang sect in spite of that, and I have brought a gift to prove it. May I show you?”

    Fully intrigued now, Jiang Cheng nods. The girl unslings the bundle from her back, unties a couple of straps, and unrolls it on the floor in a smooth motion.

    Jiang Cheng is on his feet before he even consciously realizes it’s happened, and the reaction murmurs out through the hall. There, on a blanket that belongs on the back of a horse, are five Wen cultivator swords, offered to him by a girl who looks like the word “bumpkin” was invented specifically for her. What the fuck.

    “Where did you get those?” he asks, instead of asking “What the fuck?” out loud, because that would be unbecoming of his status as sect leader.

    The girl meets his eyes again, lifts her chin, and says simply, “I killed the men who carried them.”

    Or: Fan Dingxiang cultivates the swole path. Jiang Cheng doesn't know how to handle that.

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    10 Sep 2021

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    "You want Wen Ruohan dead," the Patriarch continued idly. "You want his corpse puppets eliminated. You want his halls burned to the ground and his soldiers disemboweled and begging for mercy. Have I about covered it?"

    He gave another knife-edged smile.

    "But what will you give me in return?"

    "We would be willing to offer quite a bit in return for Wen Ruohan's defeat," Lan Xichen admitted. "But I'm afraid we don't know what an immortal such as yourself desires. Please advise us."

    The Patriarch waved at hand at the front of the tent. "I want Second Young Master Lan."

    (In which the Sunshot Campaign ends through an arranged marriage to the Yiling Patriarch, and Lan Wangji suffers the mortifying ordeal of falling in love with his own husband.)

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    09 Sep 2021

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    “Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?

    “I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”

    Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.

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    06 Sep 2021