QuixoticMisnomer



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    In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)

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    05 Dec 2019

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    Nobody would suspect that Aziraphale, reluctant Principality and fidgety Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, would have a tryst with a demon.
    This is a good thing. It means they’re less likely to get caught.
    “You’re about to say yes, angel,” murmurs the serpent behind him, hot breath against the shell of his ear and hands lost inside Aziraphale’s mint-green silk robe. “I can feel it.” 

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    In which Crowley and Aziraphale have been sleeping together since Eden and somehow still manage to pine after each other for six thousand years.

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    01 Dec 2019

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    Crowley acts out Aziraphale's Victorian-era fantasy of taking a rent boy home for the night. Their little game includes costumes, champagne, dirty talk and explicit sex!
    TW: Very brief and very vague mention of imagined violence. There is no actual violence in the plot of the fic itself! Just two supernatural beings lovingly living out a kinky fantasy.

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    06 Nov 2019

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    Crowley and Aziraphale accidentally end up at the same jazzercise class in the 80s. Crowley is so horny for the angel in spandex and wants to prove this to him, so they fuck in a dance studio.

    This one is for all my lovely new friends on the most feral, horny, and tender discord server in the universe. :) Thank you for fueling the fire 🔥

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    28 Oct 2019

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    “Why not?” Crowley asked. “S’my car, isn’t it?”

    “Yes, but it’s your car! You...you really want to—”

    “Make a mess of it?”

    or: they fuck in the bentley

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    23 Oct 2019