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    A collection of all of my DreamSMP works, from multiple different AUs, canon or not.

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    A side-series of DreamSMP fics that are focused on the more forgotten/underrated members of the server.

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    When he walks into the bathroom, the first thing he does is turn on the faucet and splash his face with sickeningly cold water. He looks into the mirror at himself and sighs. His cheeks are sunken in and his eyes are grey, he chuckles a bit at that, so it wasn’t just a joke. Scars litter his face, some recent and some old. Each one has a story, but he tries not to think too hard about the stories. None of the stories are good stories.

     

    Blond hair is matted on his head and it looks like it was cut sloppily. It’s because it was. The Red Room never let boys have short hair, it was always long. George had said it was ‘for convenience, it’s easier to put up and keep out of your face’. The moment Tommy had escaped, he went at his hair with craft scissors, cutting away the hair he never wanted in the first place.

     

    (or, when tommy escaped the red room, he was not expecting to be hauling an injured supervillain back to his raggedy-ass apartment, but here he is.)

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    26 Sep 2021

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    Wilbur doesn't know what to expect. But it wasn't this.

    It should have never been Tommy who fell through those train doors. Not Tommy. Never Tommy.

    Or: Wilbur will fuck up anyone who hurts his ball of sunshine. Dream better watch his ankles.

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    26 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    At the end of his life, Scanlan Shorthalt reflects.

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    25 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    If there's one thing the Mighty Nein and Vox Machina like almost as much as getting into fights, it's watching their friends get into fights.

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    25 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    very good title i know. vry straight to the point... that is th fic.

    ok actual summary:

    set when tmn go back to Zadash after first meeting Caduceus, and Fjord is worried about having a new roommate for several reasons, including but not limited to the fact that he thinks Caduceus might be haunted.

    (this is a vry light-hearted fic but please check the notes and tags for TWs)

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    24 Sep 2021

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