QueenBoudica



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  1. Summary

    The Doctor (and co) struggle with human* (and alien) concepts of gender bc their only gender is "idiot (as confirmed in the kinda episode though it wasn't saying anything we didn't already know)

    There will be one for each doctor (not shalka or ruth tho sorry) but their stories will be posted in a random order based on when I finish them (but once they're all posted, they'll be in order)

    *specifically British/US ones bc that's where most of the human companions are from and where most of the show takes place and also because I don't know enough about other cultures' gender views to write about them accurately

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  3. Summary

    A small collection of fics in the same universe where Uther (and the rest of Camelot) isn't (aren't) actually stupid. Except maybe Arthur.

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  4. Summary

    A series of fics in which muggles succeed at shit that wizards have been failing to do bc they're actually competent
    I don't have a plan for this series, I'm just gonna post stuff when I get inspiration (which could be tomorrow or never)
    If you have any ideas for fics, I'd love input bc I love writing these, I just have no creativity

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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    A clean edit version of the original E-rated fics set in this verse. For those who would like to read the verse, especially any companion T-rated fics, but prefer to avoid the E-rated content. In which Magnus Bane owns a secret Mundane bookstore and is the High Warlock of Brooklyn and in hiding. Enter Alec Lightwood, Head of the New York Institute.

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    14 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Here’s how it starts—Maia gets arrested two blocks from home. Turns out that she may have dropped her manifesto protesting against some of the Clave’s ridiculous laws. Not that she’s going to admit to anything but, really, she’s pretty much screwed. Also, the Head of the New York Institute is freaking weird and clearly slightly insane. Companion one-shot to “every trick in the book” from Maia’s POV.

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    14 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    Alec is pretty sure that Clary Fray can afford to wait the nine months required till Magnus Bane drops by the Institute for ward upkeep. There’s a schedule, and Magnus will visit next April. They can ask about her memories then. There’s absolutely no reason to bother Magnus Bane right now, if he’s not replying. The rest of the Institute disagrees. Hijinks ensue.

    A standalone one-shot/canon-divergence AU about that time they tried to get hold of Magnus to get Clary’s memories back.

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    14 Oct 2021

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    “Sorry Clary, we can’t get hold of Magnus Bane right now, but if you hang around long enough, he’ll drop in next April for ward upkeep.”

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    There are many things that Magnus likes about the Head of the New York Institute. The man’s utter obliviousness when it comes to noticing that someone is attracted to him—is not one of those things. In which Magnus tries his best to get Alec’s attention but fails horribly. Still, it’s not the end of the world because Magnus has friends to help him along.

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    14 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    He stops by Hotel Dumort first and gets accosted at the front door by Lily Chen, resplendent in a beaded flapper dress, with a rhinestone headband on her head. Silvery moonlight spills across the stone steps leading to the building and twinkles off the sequins on her dress. She shoves a one-page form in his face.

    “What’s this?”

    “Consent form,” Lily says kindly. “Orders from the boss. He says there’s a Temporary Situation. We’re not to let anyone in without approval until it’s resolved.”

    Well, Raphael does take the security of his clan very seriously, and Magnus respects that. He accepts the form from Lily, magics a light into existence, and squints down at the sheet. It’s sparse and has only a few blanks—name, date, purpose of visit—and right at the end, a declaration that he has to check off and affirm before being allowed entry.

    The declaration reads: I hereby agree that my purpose of entry into the premises shall be unconnected to a matter concerning the pining of the High Warlock of Brooklyn over a particular Nephilim of the New York Institute, who shall remain unnamed in the interests of privacy, and in the event that I may be identified to be that said warlock, I hereby undertake to (i) refrain from any pining while on the premises of—

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    For Charley, it was rather easy to forget sometimes that the Doctor was an alien. Still, some reminders were nicer than the others.

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    13 Oct 2021