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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    “When your greatest blessing goes too far with his alchemies, he shall fall into eternal sleep,” the glow-person says, with a wicked too-wide grin, “and the whole of your kingdom with him, only to be broken by a kiss!”

    Ed- Ed knows what that means. This figure has just pushed a curse onto- onto Hohenheim’s greatest blessing. His father’s greatest blessing. Male- not the kingdom- has to be a person- not Ed, certainly-

    Then-

    Then they mean-

    “You leave my little brother alone!” Ed shrieks, with all the fury of a five-year-old, running at the cloaked figure full-speed only to plow into a stone wall that rose up out of the Hall’s sandstone.

    The figure laughs. “Fierce little dragon. What a good protector you are,” they croon. “Not good enough, though.” And the intruder claps, once, and disappears in a flash of malevolent violet light.

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    Or; Al is a damsel in distress, Ed is a dragon, Mustang is a bit confused as to who he’s supposed to be kissing, and Truth was not invited to the party.

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    16 Jan 2022

  2. Rec *

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    "Oh my god," Stiles squeaks out again. "You're unbelievable."

    Hot Bar Guy bobs his head agreeably. "I've been told that before, though usually people are more out of breath and less clothed when they say it."

     
    Or, the Crazy, Stupid, Love AU nobody asked for.

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    16 Jan 2022

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    He hums as he watches Ed once again drop the giant boulder of an ex-soldier into the dirt with a squelch. Ed is covered with the brown muck; it soils the golden shine of his braided hair and smears pale bronze of his sun-warm skin. It sticks the white button-up he wears close to his form. But the toothy grin the alchemist sends the prince’s way over his shoulder afterwards is still, somehow, pearly white. 

    Ling’s fingers dig into the scarlet red of Ed’s jacket.

    “Wow,” Greed and Ling say at the same time, but for entirely different reasons.

     

    Or, five times Ling held Ed’s proverbial flower while he threw himself headfirst into a fight, and one time Ed returned the favor.

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    15 Jan 2022

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    Ed tries to go on a blind date, which then turns out not to be a date, which then becomes a date again.

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    12 Jan 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    ‘What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas’ unless that thing is marrying your bandmate at the Las Vegas Taco Bell, in which case it stays between the two of you, your slightly tipsy hyungs, acting as witnesses, one tweet blurry picture of the sauce bouquet tweeted out to all of your band’s Twitter followers, oh - and Johnny’s five million Instagram followers watching it live. 

    [or: the obligatory markhyuck taco bell wedding fic]

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    06 Jan 2022