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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Geralt’s first thought is that whoever had come up with all those tales about witchers had done a really bad job of it. The man standing in front of Geralt, with his pretty face and sweet, boyish smile, is about as far as humanly possible from the picture Geralt’d had in his mind of a typical witcher.

    “I’m Jaskier,” the witcher says, then stares hopefully at Geralt.

    “Geralt.”

    Jaskier beams. “Well, it’s lovely to meet you, Geralt.” The witcher peers at him inquisitively. “You’re not very talkative, for a bard.”

    Geralt grunts. “You’re pretty damned talkative, for a witcher.”

     

    [or: a canon AU in which Jaskier is a witcher and Geralt is a bard.]

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    07 Apr 2020

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    Geralt pisses off a witch and gets cursed with holding Jaskier's hand until the end of time. Or at least until he realizes how to lift the curse.

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    03 Apr 2020

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    Jaskier is a regular human bard, and Geralt could swear that yesterday he’d had regular human teeth. They’re just a little bit too long for his mouth, now- too white, too sharp. A predator’s. Jaskier clicks them together, experimentally, and winces when he bites his tongue. “Fuck anyone you weren’t supposed to?” 

    “I don’t fuck anyone I’m supposed to,” Jaskier says, a little proudly.

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    03 Apr 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    William Frederick, captain of the H.M.S. Jurisprudence, is truly, madly, helplessly in loathe with the infamous pirate, Black Nate o' Bedlam.

    The feeling is mutual.

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    02 Apr 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    The first time Geralt meets Jaskier, the inn is small, the bard sings a badly written song, and he dislikes him the second he sits across from him. Still, when Jaskier asks to stick around, Geralt grunts a yes. It’s not much, as far as able traveling companion go, but Jaskier provides company on the road. They don’t always travel together, and they spend quite some time apart, but whenever they find each other again, Jaskier is always ecstatic.

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    Jaskier dies. And then Jaskier is back, but it isn't Jaskier. And then this one dies again. The gods are playing tricks with Geralt of Rivia, but he is too lost in his grief to notice properly.

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