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    Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid

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    They don't.

    Until they can't help it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    The funeral is a week later. The church is sterile and nearly empty. Bruce sits next to Alfred in the front row. His eyes are fixed on his shoes the whole time. His eyes are dull and unfocused. The speakers, for there are so many, talk and talk and talk until he thinks about screaming for them to shut up. He doesn’t care what they have to say! Alfred always squeezes his hand when he feels that very strong thought and he knows he can’t do that to Alfred because he loved his parents too.

    The last one to speak is an old priest, his dad's childhood one, he thinks. He wants to summon enough energy to look up and pay attention but the words about God’s love and kindness curdle the thoughts sour before he even manages it. God is cruel if one or more even exists.

    He thinks to himself that maybe if he were to meet one what he would do. Maybe he would shout at them until his voice was gone. Maybe he would fight them. He thinks he would make them weak though. That makes the most sense to him. If he were to make a god or more mortal then, they would be subject to the misery they created or, at the least, didn’t stop.

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    18 Oct 2021

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    57 missed calls.
     
    Bart_ahhh tagged you and one other in a post

    The Gazette (4 hours ago)
    Bruce Wayne’s youngest eligible bachelor is off the market: Timothy Drake-Wayne eloped in Vegas [EXCLUSIVE pictures]

    63 unread messag-

    Tim jolted upright. His eyes scanned over the headline again. Timothy Drake-Wayne eloped… Timothy Drake-Wayne what?

    And with who?

    Or: Tim and Conner accidentally get married in Vegas and decide to stay that way until they can get quietly divorced. It’s simple. Except the Bats are detectives and the press is relentless and oh, Tim is hopelessly in love with his best frie- husband?

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    18 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    The first sensation he felt upon awaking from what seemed like an eternity of blackness was the comfort. The warmth began deep in his chest and radiated through his fingertips by his sides, through his bare toes underneath him, and even through the strands of hair on his head, long but floating around his scalp in resemblance to a saintly halo.

    (Or: The young clone of Superman escapes his containment early and does not stick around to be raised by Lex)

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    17 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    Tim and Kon, newly fiancés, are about to share the great news at a Batfamily dinner, when they are saved from the ensuing awkwardness via an unplanned venture into the Young Justice cartoon universe. What will they do? How will they get home?

    And most importantly, how long can they keep up their new superhero IDs before their counterparts find out the truth?

    Join two stupid boys in love fuck around in an alternate universe!

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    17 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night and wonders if this is the rest of his life. He doesn’t use the word purpose, because everything feels so much less than that. But as the years start to add up, he resigns himself to the emptiness of it all.

    There’s no reason for him to take the Dubenich job.

    He says yes anyway. Like he was drawn to it, a little bit of destiny and a little bit of a higher power and a little bit of pure dumb luck.

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    Eliot’s been searching for something like this.

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    12 Oct 2021

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