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    Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid

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    They don't.

    Until they can't help it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Shang Qinghua doesn’t have a lot of experience with terrible drunken hookups, but surely there’s some sort of gentlemen’s agreement that will prevent Mobei Jun from sliding up to him, and going, “Hey, aren't you that guy from Saturday who was split so wide open from taking my cock that you started screaming that I was trying to murder you?”

    Right? Right?!

    (Or, the one where Shang Qinghua's unfortunate one night stand turns out to be his new boss.)

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    25 Oct 2020

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  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    “If you don’t put your dick in me,” Xichen snapped, “I’m going to file for divorce.”

    Nie Mingjue laughed in surprise, then rubbed his fingers against Xichen’s prostate. “On what grounds?” he asked curiously, using his other hand to slick himself up while Xichen wasn’t paying attention.

    “Mistreatment—” but Xichen’s voice broke off as Nie Mingjue replaced his fingers with the head of his cock and sank inside him.

    “Mistreatment?” Nie Mingjue asked, bottoming out. “Isn’t this what you wanted?”

    Nie Mingjue thinks his husband deserves to come until he can hear colors. Things get feisty.
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    24 Oct 2020

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    I am poison / And you will drink me / And you should be so lucky

    Shang Qinghua transmigrates into his own terrible novel as a baby. The fact that this seems to be a world based on his first draft, where things actually happened and the plot did matter, is less than comforting. Having a second chance is nice, but ending up as cannon fodder and dying offscreen are the last things he wants to do. The only way to avoid his 'canonical' fate is to do as the System demands and try to fix his mistakes from within the world he created.

    Somehow this ends up with a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Luo Binghe as an An Ding Peak disciple, because writing about a kid being miserable and seeing a kid being miserable are apparently two entirely different skillsets.

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    21 Oct 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Meng Yao and Nie Mingjue were exes... until Lan Xichen fell in love with both of them and they decided to set aside their differences for his sake. When they're all together, life is bliss--but Meng Yao's relationship with Nie Mingjue is strained at best, and he notices early on in this reconciliation that the only time Nie Mingjue seems willing to hold him or be affectionate with him is after they have sex. Meng Yao has learned that, on the rare nights and weekends when Lan Xichen is away and he needs affection, that having sex with Nie Mingjue is the quickest and easiest way to get it.

    Lan Xichen just so happens to be out of town after Meng Yao has a particularly bad day at work. He needs the comfort more than ever, but when he tries to get it from Nie Mingjue the only way he knows how, it doesn't go the way he plans.

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    20 Oct 2020