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    Taking advantage of the fact planes go both ways, the Diaz parents come to visit. Eddie decides this is the perfect time to tell them about his new relationship.

    Things don't go quite as planned.

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    03 Aug 2022

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    The Buckleys are celebrating their 50th Anniversary, and Maddie and Buck are both expected to come. To take the heat off Maddie, Buck impulsively blurts out that he's seeing someone new.

    Obviously, there's only one solution: bring Eddie as his fake boyfriend, pretend to be in love with him, and survive the weekend with minimal bloodshed. No problem, except for the, uh. "Pretend" part.

    Oops.

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    02 Aug 2022

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    ““How do you say to your best friend, 'Hey, I’m in love with you, but not only because you give otherworldly head, I actually think I’ve been in love with you for years but have been repressing it and I don’t ever want to imagine my future without you in it and if we never had sex again I'd be glad, as long as I can just hold your hand’?”
    Buck, unfortunately, chooses that exact moment to slurp at his tea, bringing everyone's attention to the way his voice has been hoarse every other day for the past two months."

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    4 times buck sucks eddie's dick and 1 time the favor is returned

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    30 Jul 2022

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    Over the next month or so, Buck brings up the ghost occasionally, but only to Eddie. They’re brushing their teeth at the sink together (and Eddie is furiously reminding himself that this is normal for friends, that it doesn’t mean that Buck is his life partner or whatever, just his close friend, and it doesn’t mean anything-) when Buck spits, rinses his mouth out with water, then says, “By the way, did you notice the hallway light flicker last night?”

     

     

    Eddie spits out his own mouthful of toothpaste. “No.”

     

    Buck sighs dramatically. Before he can say anything else, Eddie says, “Old house, Buck. Probably just weird wiring. I’ll call an electrician.”

     

    “An electrician is not going to fix a ghost infestation, Eddie.”

     

    “Infestation? I thought it was one ghost? Singular.”

     

    Buck shrugs. “So you’re admitting there’s at least one?”

     

    “You are impossible.”
    or, Eddie's house is haunted.

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    28 Jul 2022

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    “Well maybe you and Chim just aren’t as close as me and Eddie.”

    Chimney’s mouth drops open so fast his gum almost falls out. “Nice try, Buck. Hen and I have been friends longer than you and Eddie have even known each other.”

    “And?” Eddie challenges mildly. “The length of friendship doesn’t necessarily equate to how well you know each other.”

    Hen snorts out a laugh. “I’m sorry; you think you two know each other better than we do?”

    Which, obviously.

    “Of course we do!” Buck says. He knows Eddie better than he knows himself. Every quirk, every mood, Jesus Christ he can recognise his touch without looking.

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    Buck and Eddie bet Hen and Chimney that they know each other better than they do and a rivalry ensues. Featuring one-upmanship, codependency, Ravi as reluctant quizmaster and Eddie believing his will is the ultimate trump card.

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    28 Jul 2022

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