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    The adventures of SHIELD's unofficial fun coach

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    Darcy Lewis: "Hey, my dude! I got you a present! All my holiday stories in one place. Stories are unrelated, but all shenanigans are festive. Fa-la-la-ahhhhhhhhhhh!" (*falls over Jane's lab equipment*)

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    Steve is at her door in his uniform. And okay, yeah, Darcy's had some pretty fantastic dreams that have started like this before, but usually she's not in her sushi pajama bottoms and her CLINTON '08 t-shirt, rocking hair she hasn't washed in two days that is currently doing an awesome imitation of a badly groomed poodle on top of her head.

    "Sorry, Darcy," he says quietly. "Assemble order."

    Darcy is realllll slow on the uptake at ass 'ofuckingclock in the morning, so she just kind of gapes at him like a dying trout that's been plucked out of the water. She forgot her glasses in her room, so Steve - and the rest of the world - is a bit blurry, and her brain is just not firing on all cylinders.

    "My shield," Steve says, clearly embarrassed. He doesn't have his cowl-y helmet thing on and he scratches his head and then his ear, looking anywhere but at her.

    "Ohhhhh," Darcy replies, turning around to lurch back to her bedroom like a yeti.

    --

    Seven times the Avengers' weapons have liked Darcy better (and one time the Avenger liked her even more).

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    04 Jan 2019

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    Or: In Which Darcy Has One Soulmark And Many Soulmates


    “I always give my dinosaurs to people who say my Words, even when I don’t say theirs back. It’s sort of a tradition. This one is named Emma.”

    “Emma? Like Emma Watson?”

    “No, like Emma Woodhouse, the Austen heroine.”

    Clint paused for a long moment, and when he spoke, there was an odd note in his voice. “The Gwyneth Paltrow one? With the bow and arrow?”

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    25 Dec 2018

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    Darcy is panicking because that photo was not meant to go to Brock Rumlow but also, why is she so pissed he didn’t reply?

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    11 Nov 2018

  4. Rec 7

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    Even high-flying executives sign up to WhatsApp.

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    11 May 2018

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    Bucky Barnes doesn't have a lot to laugh about. But Darcy noticed that whenever she inappropriately flirted or talked about Steve Rogers, Bucky had a little chuckle.

    So she'll take one for the team and sexually harass Captain America in order to get the Winter Soldier to smile. Someone has to do it.

    (Darcy flirts relentlessly and poorly with Steve until he breaks).

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    10 May 2018

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