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    The chronicles of a thirsty roomba and the grumpy detective who loves him.

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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    Lan Sizhui is a lake.

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    11 Dec 2019

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    This odd new push and pull between them is something Wei Wuxian is just discovering, and he’s also discovered that he likes the ideas it gives him - hug Lan Zhan, run your fingers along his arms, get him to look at you, say your name - the simple light that being with Lan Wangji brings to his life, the feeling that he could smile forever if Lan Wangji stood by his side.

    Wei Wuxian arrives at the Cloud Recesses, breaks at least seven rules, and gets his heart stolen by the prettiest boy he's ever met, in that exact order.

    Or; 5 times Wei Wuxian smiled at Lan Wangji, and 1 time Lan Wangji smiled back.

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    09 Dec 2019

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    “Let go,” Lan Wangji says.

    “Huh?” Wei Wuxian tightens his hold on Lan Wangji. “Why?”

    “If you don’t let go,” Lan Wangji tells him, reaching up to cover one of Wei Wuxian’s hands with his own, squeezing lightly, “then I can’t get up.”

    “And what will you do once you get up?” Wei Wuxian asks. “Will er-gege punish me for being shameless?”

    (Or, oh my god, they were roommates.)

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    08 Dec 2019

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    "请原谅我多情的打扰"

    Lan Wangji is, for some contrived reason, dragged to a strip club and forced to confront his own repression. Wei Wuxian is, due to Lan Wangji's inexplicably terrible luck, also in his class.

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    08 Dec 2019

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    08 Dec 2019