Prim_the_Amazing
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- Red vs. Blue (49)
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- Homestuck (18)
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“Come in, Martin,” he says, not looking up from his notes.
“Hi, Jon,” he says, and Jon stops writing at the sound of his voice. “We’re out of the green tea, but we’ve got lemon?”
Jon looks at him. Martin smiles at him in his usual tentative way as he sets the mug of tea down on Jon’s desk. Heat spikes so sharply in his gut that he twitches with it.
“Thank you, Martin,” he says, mouth dry, and he stands up.
“Oh,” he says, sounding almost surprised. He smiles again. “No-- no problem-- um, what are you--”
Jon takes Martin by the shoulders, leans up on the tips of his toes, and kisses him.
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“Good,” Elias says, gathering some papers into a leather folder. Casually, he adds, “And bring a plus one.”
“A-- excuse me?”
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Jon needs to find a plus one for a party he has to attend.
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Reasons Not To Lie Down And Die by Prim_the_Amazing for aunt_zelda
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Dec 2020
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That’s when she notices what he has in his lap: a whole entire cat, sprawled across his legs like they’re its rightful throne. The man’s hands are buried in its fur, and Georgie finds herself smirking at the man just a bit as she realizes that she’s found the person who sneaks away from the party to go and cuddle the house pet instead. There’s always one. Hell, she’s done that herself more than once.
“I was just-- I got lost! While looking for the bathroom,” he says all in a defensive rush. He literally looks off to the side like a shamefaced kid, a guilty look flashing over his face as he, almost absolutely for one hundred percent of a fact, lies to her.
“I see,” she says. “Do you want for me to show you where it is?”
“N-- no, no thank you. That’s alright. I’ll manage on my own.”
“Okay,” she says.
She stands there. He stays crouched there on the floor, clearly trying not to fidget. She doesn’t make any move to leave. Neither does he. He looks at her, looking so uncomfortable that it almost resembles pain.
“... I don’t want to move her,” he finally admits sheepishly. One of his hands smooths over the cat in his lap, and she gives an approving purr.
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Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace by Prim_the_Amazing for aunt_zelda
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Nov 2020
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“Oh, no,” Sasha says, in a horrified, delighted sort of way.
“Okay, now I’ve gotta see this,” Tim says, getting up as well.
Martin gets close enough to see the title printed out on the cover in big, blocky text. Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace.
Tim lets out a bark of laughter as soon as he comes close enough to see it. Jon is holding the book like it’s a piece of garbage he’d very much like to drop into the bin before going to wash his hands, touching it as little as possible.
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The Archives crew stumble across a Leitner.
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“Hello,” says the preposterously good looking version of Tim. “Is Tim here?”
“Oh-- no, I’m sorry. He went out to do some fieldwork. He should be back in… I don’t know, it could be a while, actually. I could call him?” Martin belatedly stands up. It feels weird, having a conversation with someone while seated several feet away from them. He approaches him.
“No, that’s alright,” says the man who is even prettier close up. It’s awful. “I’ll just see him at his flat, then. Thought I could catch him for a brief chat at work while I was in the neighborhood.”
“I could tell him you stopped by?” he suggests. “What’s your name?”
“Danny,” the man says. “I’m his little brother.”
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- Part 2 of life is a rollercoaster
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Bingo by orphan_account, Prim_the_Amazing
Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series), The Penumbra Podcast
25 May 2019
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Fills for various bingo cards I've taken on, all of them stand alone.
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crumbling mansions and the people trapped in them by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Oct 2020
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SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 196
Annabelle Cane goes with her first plan.
Bookmarked by Prim_the_Amazing
25 Feb 2021
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In Jon’s dream, Naomi demands to know why he won’t help her; in the waking world, Jon’s lips part around a wounded animal whimper. Elias smiles.
“Shh,” he murmurs, stroking the back of his hand across Jon’s cheek.
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The Archivist has begun to dream. Elias decides to observe in person.
Bookmarked by Prim_the_Amazing
22 Feb 2021
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Mrs. Meek's Guide For Good Housekeepers by cuttooth
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Feb 2021
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Martin turns it over and looks at the front cover again. The woman is still smiling brightly, one hand on her cocked hip and the other raised invitingly. Something blooms in his chest at the sight of her immaculate outfit, her contented expression. Envy? Longing? It’s silly, but she looks so perfectly gratified in her role: she is a Good Housekeeper, and she knows it. Martin’s never been even half that sure of himself.
He shakes his head at the flight of fancy. It’s just a book. Mrs. Meek—if that’s who the woman on the cover is supposed to be—isn’t even real.
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Martin finds a book that's sure to improve his and Jon's home life!
Bookmarked by Prim_the_Amazing
21 Feb 2021
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Multiclassing For Dummies by howlikeagod for emmerish
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
18 Feb 2021
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A story of friendship, bloodrush, poetry, oranges, and proficiency in calligrapher’s supplies.
Or: When it comes to conventional wingmen, one’s own girlfriend would typically rank low on any list that didn’t also include a motorcycle.
Bookmarked by Prim_the_Amazing
19 Feb 2021
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Mutable Materials by SleepsWithCoyotes
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
16 Feb 2021
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Ever since the field trip that hijacked everything from Peter's genetic profile to his daemon's shape, he's had to hide his entirely-too-recognizable daemon from the world. He doesn't expect to come across a man with an embarrassment of daemons, or maybe...no daemon at all. Is Deadpool as delusional as everyone thinks? He's certainly been helpful, but how long can that last if his reality hinges on the existence of a daemon no one's seen in years?
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Bookmarked by Prim_the_Amazing
17 Feb 2021