Priestlyislove



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  1. Summary

    A series where Hamilton pisses off witches in what is an otherwise completely unrelated set of stories. Different victims and different magic tropes each time.

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  1. Rec 18

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    The universe helps wayward couples along by revealing a world of color when a person encounters their soulmate after previously only being able to see in grayscale.
    The universe did not account for two people being so stupid.
    Things go horribly, horribly wrong.

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    02 Apr 2019

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  2. Rec 6

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    Because SOMEBODY had to write Dakota and Doof hanging out after the events of Abducting.

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    29 Mar 2019

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  3. Rec 7

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    Dakota owns a little independent coffee shop. Cavendish finds a hair in his sandwich.

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    14 Dec 2018

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  4. Rec 15

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    Aristocats AU.

    Cavendish is an upper class cat who kinda sorta became the guardian of three kittens, Milo, Melissa, and Zack. While the Murphy family is content with their life, the butler hatches a plot in a misguided attempt to make the mansion a safe place to work. With the help of the infuriating but charming alley cat Dakota, Cavendish and the kittens must find their way home.

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    29 Mar 2018

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  5. Rec 11

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    Brick is supposed to be the top guy, the James Bond of B.O.T.T., however after being stuck on Pistachio Duty with no foseeable chance of getting off it and realizing he might be sort of (incredibly) gay for one Vinnie Dakota, he is left feeling beside himself with self-loathing. However, he is presented with an easy and quick way to self-imporvement.

    How could this possibly go wrong?

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