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    “I need you to marry Castiel.”

    They weren’t the words Dean expected to hear from his business partner’s mouth before their bakery-slash-chocolate shop opened for the day. He’d been quite happy being single—and who the fuck was Castiel, anyway?

    It turned out that Castiel was a Russian erotic novelist in need of a ticket to America, and Dean… well, Dean was a last resort.

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    16 Oct 2019

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    Cas Novak graduated with a 4.0 in Mathematics, but not even Naomi Novak’s money could help him at job interviews. Anxious and dissatisfied with life, at nearly thirty he’s still washing dishes in the back of his best friend Hannah’s café.

    Until one night when his cat drags an injured bat into his apartment.

    Dean may be a vampire, but he’s not an asshole (well, not much.) He feels like he owes the awkward guy for rescuing him from the cat’s clutches, so he sets about changing Cas's life.

    A silly story about families who aren’t quite what they seem, fake boyfriends, and falling in love with someone who’s never, technically, met you.

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    07 Oct 2019

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    Dean's doing a really shitty job of dealing with Castiel's death. He can't eat, he can't sleep, and he can't stop drinking. But worst of all, he can't stop kicking himself for thinking he had more time. He should've known better. Every day's a gamble living the way they do, and Cas had lost in the worst possible way. Now Dean's stuck drowning in the aftermath, telling himself over and over that he'd do things differently if he just had one more chance.

    The Winchesters wouldn't have any luck if it weren't for bad luck, though, so he really shouldn't be surprised when the angel he's been pining for shows up with a familiar face but absolutely no memories. How's he supposed to make things right and keep his promise to himself when Cas doesn't even know who he is? And how's he supposed to keep his distance when Cas keeps looking at him like that?

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    10 Aug 2019

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    Five years after participating in a life-changing threesome with his then-girlfriend and her friend Cas, Dean's single, comfortably bisexual, and has everything he's ever wanted except for that special someone to share his life with. When tragedy strikes, he and Cas are reunited in an unexpected way, and a split-second decision entangles their lives in ways neither of them could have predicted...

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    05 Aug 2019

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    Dean Winchester is mostly happy with his life. A job he loves, Jack - his cat, Mildred - the elderly lady he visits everyday through the befriending program for whom to cook and keep company, and... well, maybe a boyfriend or girlfriend would be nice too. If it wasn’t for Mildred’s irritating neighbour trying to tell Dean that everything he’s doing is wrong, things would be even better.

    Castiel Novak has a job he enjoys, Meg - his cat who won’t stay put, an irritating brother, and a lovely elderly neighbour - Mildred - for whom he would like to help care for. If only her befriender Dean wasn’t so stubborn, and would let him be involved instead of disagreeing with all of his suggestions, his life would be easier and happier.

    Following an increasingly petty series of letters, Dean and Castiel finally meet, and sparks fly. Now, they just have to work out how to stop arguing and work together.

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    31 Jul 2019