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  1. Rec 36

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    For all that Techie is many things – awkward, strange, idiosyncratic, prone to making people uncomfortable, and deeply, unrepentantly promiscuous if given the opportunity – he’s not a coward. He’s been saving up for this trip for two years, ever since he read about this place on the chatlog of one of his favorite holovid sites. The best dick in the galaxy. That’s what he’s here for.

    (aka, the schmoopiest gangbang in the entire galaxy)

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    15 Jun 2019

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    this fic violated my right to an evening free of cascading orgasms and/or extra loads of laundry, i am very upset, your thoughts and prayers are appreciated in this difficult time

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    The fall is longer than Natasha expects.

    It’s tears cold on her face, teeth bitten all the way through her lip and the taste of copper in her mouth; she’s falling and falling and then, bracing for impact—she wakes up.

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    27 May 2019

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    exquisite. it’s hard to hate straight white boys for ruining things they have no practical knowledge of, but sometimes i think i can manage. this fic takes what the russos, markus, and mcfeely turned to shit so carelessly, and spins it into gold.

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    Matt's dry spell has turned into more of a four-year drought. Fortunately, the answer comes in the form of anonymous sex. Unfortunately, Matt's not so good at keeping things anonymous.

    Shameless filth with the barest hint of plot, tags will be added as we go.

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    20 Apr 2019

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    delicious

  4. Rec 18

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    Davey Macquarie is a strung-out junkie on a decrepit seeding ship somewhere deep in space.

    Daniel Marsden is the dead man hunting him.

    And one of them isn't going to survive this.

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    13 Apr 2019

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    From the prompt, "The Winchesters are on the road traveling through the (desert maybe?) middle of nowhere, Sam presents late as an Omega in heat, to the surprise of the two Alphas, and everyone is unprepared. So, they have to stop at an abandoned house and settle in to wait it out. Bonus if Sam also starts lactating hardcore, and is super shy/embarassed about it all (including his attraction to his two Alphas). Knotty-ness ensues. The Alphas have a thing for Omega milk(ing), Sam, and F***ing. Bonus if Dean matebites (yup, I made that word up) Sam at the end, and everyone is ok with it."

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    "Sam, it’s the goddamn desert, of course you’re hot. Don’t see me and Dean complainin’ though.”

    Sam rolled his eyes and blew the hair out of his face.

    John reached over and clasped Dean on the shoulders. The two were riding up front, as per usual. And, as per usual, that meant Sam was riding in back. Of course. Gotta let the alphas have the front seats.

    Sam rolled his eyes again.

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    06 Apr 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    delicious