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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    Steve's helpless not to love his ghosts.

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    10 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    desperate for this to be all done so i can bury myself in it like that tik tok dog diving into a mound of leaves

  2. Rec *

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    Emhyr was looking at him for once, with a strange expression. “I have misjudged you,” he said, sounding irritated actually: how dare Geralt surprise him.

    “I get that a lot,” Geralt said.

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    1/1
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    06 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this bad boy is the OG witcher fic so good that even a rarepare can’t stop the shine. if you enjoy courtly machinations, competency porn, breathlessly exciting battles, and several dashes of domestic squabbling sprinkled liberally about for color, well. come enjoy the experience of being outsmarted from the start and having the whole knot of conspiracies and schemes unravel before your very eyes at the last second—only to be tied up neatly in a bow. so spectacularly fun it took me until my seventh or eighth re-read to realize i hadn’t bookmarked it yet because i read it so often it’s always within reach anyway.

  3. Rec *

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    Andy met Sid when he was four years old, and while some things change, a lot of things stay the same.

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    17 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i looked at him that first time, and knew him, knew at 9 years old that by his side was where i needed to be, walked across that room and up the ladder to the loft to plant myself next to him to play a board game i’d never seen before, quietly, but sure, pretending like he’d been waiting for me the entire time.

    and for seven years it felt like he had been.

    i saw him that first day and i knew. and if, in some other universe, he saw me back that same way, and we knew one another that same way... i feel like our story would have gone a lot like this one.

    he didn’t, and we couldn't, and it didn’t.

    i was never an andy. he couldn’t ever be a syd. and now neither of us is even a greg.

    he’s a him, and i’m a me.

    and until i stop wanting what i can’t have, at least i’ll have this fic.

  4. Rec 14

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    A randy satyr, hard-up and looking for release, makes a deal with a very well-endowed troll looking to collect a toll.

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    12 Feb 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    what a way to discover your crowning ambition is to have your ass gaped by a troll’s giant green cock whilst lolling bonelessly up against a fence

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    Albus Potter gets through life by avoiding his family, working a desk job at St. Mungo's, holding onto grudges, and trying to convince everyone that being the son of the most famous man in the world isn't all it's cracked up to be. Meanwhile, he's determined to be silently in love with his best friend until death.
    But one day, he sees a pattern that no one else has--that no one wanted him to--and things change forever.

    A story about stubbornness, forgiveness, finding the person who makes you the best version of yourself, and learning to let go.

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    31 Jan 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    some of the most spine-meltingly good arguments i’ve ever read, and a draco malfoy that made me piss myself a little