PositivelyBedeviledSchitthead
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- Schitt's Creek (11)
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Stevie and David set out to find some randoms. What they find instead catches them both by surprise. They decide to try again—not as friends with benefits—but as something more.
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It all started a month or two after the wedding. At first, David thought it was cute. Then he thought it was annoying. Then he thought it was cute again and incredibly endearing. He didn’t realize how much he looked forward to it until it stopped one day.
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- Part 6 of Precious Love
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Patrick changes his mind and doesn't ask David to marry him on their hike--it's just not perfect enough. He decides on a different plan and gets the whole town involved.
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- Part 2 of Precious Love
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Patrick Brewer and Alexis Rose both need an escape. They meet online and agree to exchange houses. Both of them are getting over other people and are looking forward to "alone time" to heal. Neither of them gets it. And, if you've seen the movie, you know it all works out in the end.
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Patrick forces David to take part in an annual Brewer family tradition.
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- Part 5 of Precious Love
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This is a series of some new and some previously published single chapter works focused on David and Patrick's relationship in Season Six and beyond.
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While a larger team worked across the state, country, and globe to gather up the ring of thieves and murderers that threatened the family, it was his job to lead the boots on the ground.
He would hunker down.
Blend in.
Protect.
Because that’s what they did in this branch of the Federal Bureau of Investigations.
Protect.
At all costs.And Special Agent Patrick Brewer always his did his job well.
Bookmarked by PositivelyBedeviledSchitthead
10 Mar 2022
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He exhales a shaky breath and then checks his watch; the train is running late, and the later it gets, the more the anxiety builds at the base of Patrick’s spine. The more his brain whispers this is a bad idea, asks is this really something you’re ready to know? He tries to distract himself by observing the myriad of other people waiting—an older, heavy-set couple wearing matching t-shirts, a large group of loud teenagers with seriously abrasive accents, a distinctly European trio of men arguing in what sounds like German. He assumes they’re mostly tourists; he is, after all, staying near Times Square, and he’s pretty sure any self-respecting New Yorker avoids this particular station at all costs. It’s not like he was dying to eat at a New York City TGI Friday’s himself, but the hotels really did seem to be the best bang for his buck.
The distant whir of the oncoming train sparks him out of contemplating subpar American food, and he swallows, mouth dry, feeling more like a man on his way to a sentencing hearing than a college graduate on a solo vacation, going to a bar for a drink.
It’s just a bar. It’s just a drink.
A handsome stranger falls asleep on Patrick on the subway. Alt meet.
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- Part 9 of 'Olive' Our Best Wishes: A birthday collection
- Part 1 of I Know The End
Bookmarked by PositivelyBedeviledSchitthead
13 Nov 2021
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Coming up close against your skin by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana) for spiffymittens
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
20 Aug 2020
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Except he wasn’t prepared, not at all. Because none of their lunchtime makeout sessions or after hours groping gave any indication that under Patrick’s almost identical, mid-range button-ups was a goddamn shoulder tattoo.
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Bookmarked by PositivelyBedeviledSchitthead
05 Oct 2021
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When Patrick stands up, David is already sprinting past him; his long legs, clad in black athletic joggers, striding smoothly across the dirt of the infield until he reaches second base. The muscles of David’s back shift under his white t-shirt, and the mid-afternoon sunlight casts highlights and shadows that accentuate the pull of the fabric across David’s broad shoulders and the loose fit at his trim waist. It takes Patrick a moment to react and run after him, heading towards third on legs that he knows are strong and powerful, but not nearly as graceful as David’s. As he turns to face Patrick, David hurls a throw so fast and strong Patrick almost misses it.
Or, a college AU in which David Rose is just really fucking good at baseball.
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- English
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Bookmarked by PositivelyBedeviledSchitthead
05 Oct 2021
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It starts the day Patrick discovers that David doesn't always wear black underwear.
OR Patrick discovers something about David, then he learns something about himself.
Bookmarked by PositivelyBedeviledSchitthead
04 Sep 2021