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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    While a larger team worked across the state, country, and globe to gather up the ring of thieves and murderers that threatened the family, it was his job to lead the boots on the ground.

    He would hunker down.
    Blend in.
    Protect.
    Because that’s what they did in this branch of the Federal Bureau of Investigations.
    Protect.
    At all costs.

    And Special Agent Patrick Brewer always his did his job well.

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    10 Mar 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    He exhales a shaky breath and then checks his watch; the train is running late, and the later it gets, the more the anxiety builds at the base of Patrick’s spine. The more his brain whispers this is a bad idea, asks is this really something you’re ready to know? He tries to distract himself by observing the myriad of other people waiting—an older, heavy-set couple wearing matching t-shirts, a large group of loud teenagers with seriously abrasive accents, a distinctly European trio of men arguing in what sounds like German. He assumes they’re mostly tourists; he is, after all, staying near Times Square, and he’s pretty sure any self-respecting New Yorker avoids this particular station at all costs. It’s not like he was dying to eat at a New York City TGI Friday’s himself, but the hotels really did seem to be the best bang for his buck.

    The distant whir of the oncoming train sparks him out of contemplating subpar American food, and he swallows, mouth dry, feeling more like a man on his way to a sentencing hearing than a college graduate on a solo vacation, going to a bar for a drink.

    It’s just a bar. It’s just a drink.


    A handsome stranger falls asleep on Patrick on the subway. Alt meet.

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    13 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    Except he wasn’t prepared, not at all. Because none of their lunchtime makeout sessions or after hours groping gave any indication that under Patrick’s almost identical, mid-range button-ups was a goddamn shoulder tattoo.

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    05 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    When Patrick stands up, David is already sprinting past him; his long legs, clad in black athletic joggers, striding smoothly across the dirt of the infield until he reaches second base. The muscles of David’s back shift under his white t-shirt, and the mid-afternoon sunlight casts highlights and shadows that accentuate the pull of the fabric across David’s broad shoulders and the loose fit at his trim waist. It takes Patrick a moment to react and run after him, heading towards third on legs that he knows are strong and powerful, but not nearly as graceful as David’s. As he turns to face Patrick, David hurls a throw so fast and strong Patrick almost misses it.

    Or, a college AU in which David Rose is just really fucking good at baseball.

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    05 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 73

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    It starts the day Patrick discovers that David doesn't always wear black underwear.

     

    OR Patrick discovers something about David, then he learns something about himself.

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    04 Sep 2021

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