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    An injured Jaime Lannister is stuck in his apartment as he heals. When his cable goes out, much to his brother’s dismay, he makes a hobby of watching his neighbors through his window. Is one of his neighbors a smuggler? Is another a serial killer with a Murder Room? And what’s with The Three Bears, anyway?

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    19 Jan 2022

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    When Sansa Stark, who has no interest in dating due to horrible and thankfully jailed past boyfriend, is invited to the wedding of the year, she desperately needs a plus one to accompany her. After all, Cat Stark is determined to get her set up with an eligible boy, so weddings and babies happen to the Starks rather than anyone else. The best way to stop that? Pretend that Detective Inspector Sandor Clegane, her dependable (if angry and foul-mouthed) lemon-cake providing work colleague is her boyfriend. Simple, right? Apart from the obvious; Sandor's been in love with her for a year, in like with her for longer, and knows that this might really really hurt. But, bloody hell, it's only a wedding, right?

    It's all fluffy, and a bit angsty, and a lot sweary, and a whole load of gay marriage-y. And kilt-y. Of course.

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    19 Jan 2022

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    Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.

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    13 Jan 2022

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    One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can’t find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?

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    12 Jan 2022

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    Hermione comes up with a contingency plan for Harry’s Ministry hearing, and they decide their education can be better pursued elsewhere—at the largest and oldest school of magic in the world: Uagadou. Voldemort won’t know what hit him. Harry/Hermione.

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