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    They can't tell you their real names, or their dæmons' names. The Yeerks are everywhere. But they're going to fight back.

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  2. Summary

    The Animorphs still have their dæmons, but the story goes differently. A collection of fics set in my Dæmorphing universe, but which diverge from the main storyline.

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    22,146
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    10
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    For each Animorphs character, five glimpses of a life they almost lived, and one from the life they did live.

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    40
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    There are Yeerks in the Capitol, and a blue box before the arena. The Animorphs are Victors, and all they really have in the world is each other.

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    I'm sure given your position you already know about the advent of the General Data Protection Regulation next year, wrote Peter Lukas, to Elias Bouchard. However, the Lukas family wishes to be crystal clear that our continued investment is contingent upon the Institute taking its responsibilities with regards to privacy and confidentiality seriously.

    The Magnus Institute hires a Data Protection Officer. He sets about diligently booking in meetings, writing policy documents, and training all the staff in the importance of confidentiality. Now if only he could get hold of the Head Archivist, who seems to have vanished again...

    (Jon is only trying to save the world, but apparently some people think he should still be doing his day job.)

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    1/1
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    22 May 2020

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  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    The actual version of Animorphs #37. No, really. That other one never existed.

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    English
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    24,817
    Chapters:
    22/22
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    82
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    50
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    14
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    09 Mar 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    When she settled down in Tadfield as the Official Village Witch, Anathema expected that she'd have to give some teens The Talk and maybe keep a stash of condoms on hand above and beyond what she and Newt required for personal use.

    Of COURSE the Ineffable Idiots would confront her with a far more complicated problem: how do two newly-freed celestial deskslaves have angelic intercourse without risking an unplanned (and quite possibly unprecedented) pregnancy?

    The answer will require all her talents as a witch and a herbalist, sterling emotional support from her boyfriend, and enough tequila to drown a burro.

     

    Written as a follow-up to Idiopathicsmile's amazing nesting fic Birds of a Feather.

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    02 Jan 2020

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  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    Eric Legion, Hell's punching bag, leads a horrible life. And with the failure of Armageddon, it looks like it's never going to get any better. Unless, of course, he can get any help from the one demon ever to beat the system.

    He has absolutely no idea what to make of the angel.

    Language:
    English
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    7,270
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    81
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    29 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    My name is Jake.

    Back then I wasn’t anybody special. I worked at a tech company, one of the thousands in the country, high up enough to manage people but not corner-office level. I was happily married to a woman way cooler than I was, and we were thinking about having a kid soon. Trying to come up with the down payment on a condo. You know. Normal thirty-year-old problems.

    Until a certain Tuesday, when we walked through a construction site and everything changed.

    (Or: What if the series started in 2019, and the Animorphs were 30?)

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    English
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    41,965
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    187
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    43
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    1839

    21 Nov 2019

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