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    “I’m going to kill you. But no worries, it won’t be permanent. You’ll wake up soon enough and find yourself twinning with yours truly.” He flourished a hand around his face. He must’ve read Steve’s horrified expression, for he responded, “Relax, Harrington. You were going to die soon anyway, and the same shit would’ve happened. I’m just here to… speed up the process. This way you can make yourself useful.”

    “Useful to who? Vecna?” Steve spat.

    “There you go,” Eddie cooed patronizingly. “I knew you had a couple brain cells to rub together.”

    “Over my dead fucking body.”

    “That’s kinda the point, big boy.”

     

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    Months after their failed battle against Vecna, life has marched on. Steve has taken a bartending job at O'Malley's Bar and is working the graveyard shift when he gets an unexpected visitor.

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    04 Aug 2022

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    “Who…” Steve’s hand falls limp. “…Jesus Christ, Munson…”

    “Yeah?” The forenamed boy grins. “You should see the other guys.” He makes a swinging motion with his arms. “Got ‘em real good before I booked it and ran!”

    Robin stares at Eddie, then at Steve. “Alright, who’s place is gonna have a first aid kit?”

    Steve’s mouth opens in shock, “A first aid kit?!” He sputters, “He needs a damn hospital!”
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    When his trailer, his van, and his ego are vandalized by Hawkin’s resident basketball team, Eddie agrees to work at the Family Video for a little extra cash. You know, if only to get him back on the road and up on his feet.

    What Steve Harrington didn’t plan for, however, was to uncover just what made “Eddie ‘The Freak’ Munson.”
    Nor did he plan on fighting the world for him.

    Or;
    Even Icarus burned—Perhaps Steve will do just the same.

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    [Au where Eddie lives and everyone’s okay. Mostly.]

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    15 Jun 2022

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    “I noticed you.”

    “I know.” Peter responds easily with a shrug, camera bumping his sternum where it’s hanging around his neck. He’s under no illusion Wade hasn’t spotted him, he’s not been trying to hide.

    “Hard not to notice a pretty thing like you.” Deadpool’s boots crunch the floor as he takes a step, testing the water, closing another inch at the lack of protest or sign of bolting. “You like to eat, baby boy?”
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    In which Deadpool and Peter start dating, but Wade doesn’t know his boyfriend is Spiderman.

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    08 Jun 2022

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    “Rule one. This can’t interfere with work. Patrols. Whatever.”

    Spider-man pulls a phone out of the waistband of his suit pants and starts tapping into it.

    “Oh my god, Webs. Are you taking notes? You are such a nerd. Are they in a spreadsheet? Are you going to fax them to me after?”

    Even behind the mask, Deadpool can feel the glare Spider-man shoots at him.

    [Oh, oops. Mouth is supposed to be locked.]

    “Rule two.” This comes out louder. “We don’t talk about it. You keep your mouth shut if our paths cross outside of… of…”

    “Our trips to Bone Town?”

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    Peter Parker is having vivid fantasies about Deadpool despite thinking the mercenary is little more than a sentient bad idea. But Peter's brain can't let the idea go so he makes a proposition to the merc with the mouth: Enemies with Benefits until Spider-man is over this inconvenient lust.

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    07 Jun 2022

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    The cutting boards are at it again. Or, well, they are fine for most of the morning, until Jace comes in and they start circling around his middle like they’re trying to sacrifice him to the food gods. Or something. At least they aren’t chanting anything.

    “Just one normal day,” Jace says, “Just one day I want to come in here and be like ‘Hi Simon, here’s your delivery!’ and that’s it. Just once.”

    “You and me both,” Maia says, eyeing one of the cutting boards currently circling Jace. It’s holding a half chopped tomato she had been working on.

    “It’s charming,” Simon says, with the voice of someone who has had to repeat that exact phrase way too many times. “It adds character.”

    Or, Simon owns a sandwich shop with a haunted kitchen. Jace delivers his bread.

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    04 May 2022

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