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    Yuuri Katsuki has been betrothed to the High King's son, Victor, since he was just a child; furthermore, as an omega, he's forbidden from practicing magic in combat. For years, he's been able to put off the former because the Prince was traveling abroad, and gotten around the latter by practicing with his mentor in secret.

    Now Victor Nikiforov has finally returned home, and Yuuri is being summoned to the capital for their wedding. He needs a plan to put off marriage long enough to find a way to break the betrothal, while keeping his practicing from being discovered.

    If only the Prince didn't have other ideas.

    (Or, the swords-and-sorcery arranged marriage AU. Updates weekly.)

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    09 Nov 2022

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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.

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    21 Apr 2022

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    I was on Tumbler and found this AU prompt:

    “it’s the middle of the night and i’m walking home alone in the dark and there’s this guy following me and he’s starting to gain on me and i found this phone booth with a lock on the door and i tried to call my best friend but my hands were shaking so badly i accidentally dialed the wrong number and i don’t even know you but help me” au

    And this was born. Enjoy!

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    27 Oct 2021

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    A modern magical comedy very loosely based on Ugly Betty. Publishing king Uther Pendragon has had enough of his playboy son seducing every female assistant he has ever had so he hires Merlin, a man he is sure Arthur will never sleep with. Merlin would be more insulted by this fact if he wasn’t so busy trying to juggle his duties, save Arthur's skin from ruthless fashionistas and keep his magic a secret at the same time. Expect appearances by oil-lathered knights, the occasional mad druid, a perverted Will and a mental caretaker who lives in the basement and keeps harping on about coins and destiny.

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    27 Oct 2021

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    "That warehouse belongs to the leader of the Gojo-kai," Suguru tells him. "We're going after the kumicho."

    "The kumicho," Satoru parrots, purring the words in a frankly x-rated way. Suguru is absolutely not affected by the new low register to the other man's voice. "Why?"

    "I'd say that's fairly obvious."

    Without warning, Satoru lurches forward in his seat and leans as far into Suguru's space as his chained hands will allow. Suguru only resists the impulse to hit him in the head with his file because there's cameras in the room.

    "Seriously?" Satoru breathes, that shark's grin back on his face. "You don't even know who he is, do you?"

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    getou suguru, one of interpol's best and brightest assassins, is tasked with bringing down the gojo crime family. he ends up with one suspect who gives him way more than he bargained for.

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    19 Aug 2021