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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    inspired by The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance
    two-shot, starting with angst and ending with smut and some fluff.
    Crowley shows up drunk to the bookshop two weeks after Armageddon't and says some Things. Aziraphale intervenes.

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    11 Oct 2021

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    "There was something else I was going to ask you," Aziraphale continued, unabashed. "Ah… How to put it?" He tapped his hand on his thigh for a moment, and then apparently found inspiration. "Ah! When you're…" Crowley made the mistake of making eye contact with him, and Aziraphale gave him another outrageous wink. "Dining out… What cutlery do you prefer to use?"

    "I'm sorry?" Crowley said pleasantly, trying his best not to cause anything in the dining room to catch aflame in his frustration.

    Aziraphale gave him a reproachful stare, as if Crowley were being very stupid. "When you're eating, Crowley. Do you favour the… The knife?" Aziraphale actually glanced conspicuously at his own crotch, and Crowley considered leaving the dining room via the nearest window. "Or the spoon?" Another raised eyebrow. "Or even, let's say, a fork?"

    "What the fuck is the fork in this situation?" Crowley hissed through gritted teeth.

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    Aziraphale mentions that he'd like to have sex with Crowley. Crowley is completely taken-aback, and very conflicted, and very interested. Aziraphale is also trying to kill him by using elaborate food metaphors to explain the whole subject, which is not helping in the slightest.

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    10 Oct 2021

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    “You’re meant to be tempting, you know,” Aziraphale says, voice very quiet, and Crowley swallows very hard.
    Crowley says, “You always did it better.”

    (After the switching bodies business there are several Revelations.)

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    10 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Some things are easier to bear in another shape. At the very least, a snake fits easier on Satan's lap.

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    09 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Heaven, Hell, and a prisoner exchange.

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    09 Oct 2021