PhantomAvenger



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  1. Hawaii Five-0 (2010) (6)

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    This is what happens when you find your soulmate... and instead of birds singing and roses blooming, you discover they’re an insufferable jerk. But an insufferable jerk that you low-key really want to bang, if nothing else because MAYBE THEN THEY WOULD SHUT UP.

    Features the worst, most annoying iterations of Cap!Steve and Modern!Bucky. There is nothing these two wouldn’t do for each other... out of spite.

    [A series of occasional short fics that I write when I just want snark and hate sex]

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    11 Jan 2019

  2. Rec 94

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    Grease AU. Bucky Barnes is the popular leader of the Howling Commando greaser group. The summer time opened up a forbidden love that Bucky would have preferred to keep in the past. Just his luck the new guy at school, Steve, was his summer love, and seeing him at school causes all sorts of problems that Bucky isn’t prepared to handle. Bucky has to choose between being true to himself, or being the person that everyone else expects him to be.

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    07 Aug 2018

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    Lt. James "Bucky" Barnes has had a long day. A cargo plane from Kabul, a 3 hour flight from Istanbul, and another 8-hour flight from Amsterdam, and he's finally made it to JFK. Just two more flights to go - one to Minneapolis, another to Fairbanks - and he'll be back at base. He can pack up his stuff, head back home to Brooklyn, and be a civilian again. He's got his discharge papers; all he has to do now is get through 12 more hours of flying and this long day will be over.

    But the hot stranger he's seated next to on his flight has Bucky wishing that Minneapolis was a little farther away.

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    03 Jul 2018

  4. Rec *

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    On a whim, at least partly prompted by the fact that it will really annoy his sister, Prince Arthur recruits Merlin to replace his missing valet, George. As time goes by, despite Merlin's inability to iron even a single garment without leaving burn marks, Arthur starts to develop inconvenient feelings—the sort that make his soulmark throb and his heart race. But Merlin is hiding unsettling secrets, and Arthur needs to decide who he can trust.

    A modern-day royal magical mystery soulmate AU. In which Merlin thinks he's James Bond, or Jeeves, or Harry Potter, or something, but actually he's more like... erm... Merlin. But despite that, it all turns out all right in the end.

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    08 Apr 2018

  5. Rec *

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    The one where Bucky busts up a dog-fighting ring.

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    20 Mar 2018