24 Jun 2019
“Children are the future, after all. Need the future alive and well to do—well—evil or good, depending on what department you are.”
“Exactly,” Crowley nods. “So I had to step in. Protect a potential investment.”
- Part 4 of Absconding with Harry verse
23 Jun 2019
“I stole a kid and he’s living in your flat now because it’s more kid-friendly. Names Harry. Nice kid. Smart. You’ll like him.”
- Part 3 of Absconding with Harry verse
22 Jun 2019
“You’re such a freak!” The rotund boy’s words echo across the garden of the house they seem to potentially live at—or at least one of them does—and reach Crowley’s ears easily enough. They instantly make him narrow his eyes behind his sunglasses. “No wonder your parents died! Probably to get away from you!”
What. The. Fuck.
- Part 1 of Absconding with Harry verse
Of course Crowley didn’t go around planning to steal any kids for himself. Not per se. When they’re an adorable little parselmouth and a badly behaved mass murderer though, and when snatching them up will sow chaos and disruption in the wizarding world, what’s a self-respecting former nanny demon going to do except his worst?
08 Feb 2021
In which Harry Potter walks into a certain bookshop in London weeks before his eleventh birthday.
Alternatively: In which Crowley takes one look at small ten-year-old parseltongue Harry and instantly decides that he and his angel have a new godson.
Bookmarked by Petrichora
06 Mar 2021