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    These are fics that I wrote because someone said something on tumblr and I wasn't able to resist writing it up. In general I am sorry.

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    Everyone knew how the story went: climb the beanstalk, brave the terrible giant, and if you were lucky and clever and quick you could come away with fortune enough to change your world. If you weren't…well, not every story had a happy ending.

    Bucky's problem was that his story had gone wrong before it started. He wasn't braving the giant for a chance at fortune, he was climbing the beanstalk to save his skin—ironic, when he knew the giant was probably going to stomp him flat.

    Except he didn't. Didn't stomp him flat, didn't send him back down the beanstalk, didn't act much like a terrible giant at all. He was kind in a way Bucky didn't know how to deal with because everyone knew that wasn't how the world worked. But Bucky was slowly coming to understand that at the top of a beanstalk nothing was what it seemed and that sometimes, with enough determination, what everyone knew could be changed completely.

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    17 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    He turns lightning away from barns, he scares children away from unholy places, he keeps the old ghosts company after their names have been forgotten.

    If the vârcolac had a grave, no one would visit. It is a forsaken place, and must stay forsaken.

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    After the helicarriers come down, the Winter Soldier flees to the Carpathian Mountains in search of silence, safety, and peace of mind. The vârcolac finds him first.

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    02 Jul 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    There's an ancient story of a warrior who refused to let his beloved go until his beloved's ghost appeared to him in a dream and begged the warrior to lay him to rest.

    This is a similar story, except in this story both the warrior and his beloved are too stubborn to let go.

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    08 Jun 2019

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    ...you'll have to give him a blog to go with it. If he has a blog, he'll want an Ao3 account to post stories, and if he has an Ao3 account...

    Short stories about shitposter!Bucky, and Uphill is actual answers from buckykingofmemes.tumblr.com

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    01 May 2019

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    Bucky provides bad advice and worse humor to all comers, plus occasional stories from the Good Old Days.
    Includes such tales as "How the Howlies got their name," "Steve and the Deathbike," and "Cows are Not Horses, Dumbass."
    (This story is listed as complete because it doesn't have a story arc, so you're never left on a cliffhanger. But it will continue to update as I answer questions and tell stories over on buckykingofmemes.tumblr.com)

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    01 May 2019