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    In all honesty, this whole debacle started out as a well-intentioned joke and, in Ash’s humble opinion, from a hard-learned lesson in safeguarding his phone against his asshole friends.

    Palletshipping ahead. Also, all the terrible Pokémon puns.

    Alternative title on ffnet: "A Guide to Romance Using Modern Technology and Terrible Pick-Up Lines"

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    03 Apr 2019

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    Dukemon's life as a Royal Knight. Needless to say, between duties he thinks about a lot of things.

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    07 Jan 2019

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    Top Chef Season Twenty comes to a close with a reunion episode you won't want to miss! Tune in for the answers to questions we've all been wondering--Why does Kate Bishop wear so many sunglasses? Are Doreen and Nancy really dating? Did Johnny dump that bag of flour on Peter on purpose? And, of course, just who is the mysterious MJ?

    (A Top Chef AU told through the reunion episode and a series of flashbacks to earlier events--including a teary goodbye kiss, the aforementioned flour incident, and when Johnny met Mary Jane... or, well, not quite.)

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    21 Oct 2018

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    Clint leans over to her, his eyes wide.

    “I thought I was the only Avenger with kids,” he whispers.

    “I think Scott has a daughter,” Natasha says, pouring herself coffee. “Katy, right? No, Cassie.”

    Clint gives her a dirty look. “You could’ve told me. They’re so similar, Tasha. I mean, Jesus.”

    “Wait,” says Natasha. “You actually think that—,”

    “Hey, Nat,” says Peter, looking up from the waffle iron for the first time. “Do you want a waffle? I think Mr. Stark has some whipped cream, and I have skittles and gummy bears to add flavor and texture.”

     

    OR: The Avengers meet Spiderman via the online world, and then meet Peter Parker in Stark's living room. It takes them longer than it should to put two-and-two together.

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    09 Aug 2018

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    “Good to see you putting in an appearance, Peter,” his teacher says. The class laughs. Peter shrinks in his seat. “Do you have a good reason for missing yesterday’s test?”

    “Uh.” I was kidnapped by a sadistic megalomanic who may or may not have a very creepy, very illegal obsession for me wouldn’t go down very well. Neither would I was sequestered away by local billionaire Tony Stark and then fussed over by a lawyer-slash-vigilante and his not-so-assholeish secretary. “I… caught a cold.”

     

    (Peter is kidnapped, tortured, and almost killed by the Green Goblin. When he reaches out for help, he's denied. This is the aftermath.)

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    21 Jul 2018