Panini_Lord



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    Draco Malfoy, Head of Veela Affairs at the Department of Magical Beings, does not do people favours.

    Harry Potter, recently turned werewolf, is not “people” – not to Draco anyway.

    Does Draco plan to fall in love with Harry when he decides to help him? No. Does he end up falling in love with him anyway? Pft, what do you think?

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    There's angst, and the humor's bad, sometimes it's the good kind of bad. There's also science.
    Most of the science is bad. Worse than the humor.
    None of this is actually real, except for the parts that are.
    Like the kaiju, the kaiju is totally real.

    These are related stories in which Coulson is a BAMF, Natasha has a twisted sense of humor, Steve struggles to grasp the 21st century and Tony buys things.

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    22 Sep 2020

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    “Do you know what you are here for?”

    Jesse scratched behind his ear, a little thrown. This, right here, was why Jesse fucking hated going undercover. Talk, talk, talk. Usually, Jesse got bored very quickly, and when Jesse got bored, his trigger finger tended to get itchy. Besides, they’d confiscated his goddamned gun. That was a downright depressing thing to do to a man, that was.

    “I’m here as hired muscle, yeah?”

    “Yes,” Hanzo said disdainfully. “‘Hired muscle’. What do you know about me?”

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    “Can I help you?” the man asked.

    “I’m dying,” Q answered bluntly, his voice a barely whispered rasp. “Or not. Again with the pain everywhere, so not entirely sure.”

    “Ignore my friend’s poor attempt at humour,” Bond interrupted. The sense of familiarity and danger threatened to overwhelm him again, but there was no time for that — even if it was probably the result of underestimating his head wound. He’d sort that out later. For now, he had to win over a highlander.

    “We had a bit of a hiking accident earlier this evening, I’m afraid,” Bond said as he shifted Q’s weight against him. “I thought we could make it to the next town for a hospital, but now I’m not so sure. I’d love to check him over if you have a spare flat surface and decent light to lend.”

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    A Halloween fic based on Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: The Guests

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    Derek's first duty as a new deputy is the early morning coffee run to The Leaky Carafe, and it's not long before he discovers that the quirky barista has a knack for making the perfect drink. Every time. Even before you order.

    But is it intuition, luck or magic that has all Stiles' customers leaving happy?

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    12 Sep 2015