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    Prompt fills for the Soft Smut Sunday Collection, gathered together here.

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    A short collection of Mystrade Christmas-themed slice-of-life fluff

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    Small ficlets originally posted on Twitter as a series of tweets under the #MystradeStoryTime hashtag

    Largely fluff

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    Greg is having problems with his wife, it's tough enough being a copper, and then Mycroft Holmes starts sending him gifts.

    (In which Mycroft Holmes courts Gregory Lestrade and then it become so much more)

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    17 Sep 2021

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    “And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.” -- Kurt Vonnegut

    Or, the one where Kent Parson learns to love himself.

    Sequel to A Little Bit Closer.

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    29 Aug 2021

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    It should have been strictly business. Being a Mafia boss with a sadistic sexual streak, John had long since realised that his playthings were in it for the money only. Being a masochistic rent boy, Sherlock seemed too good to be true. Little did they know…

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    17 Aug 2021

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    Patrick Brewer of all people sliding into his DM's is intriguing.

    Because just two days ago, David stumbled across Patrick Brewer's Raya profile.

    He remembers a single black-and-white photo of a clean-cut looking guy, wearing a baseball cap and laughing, his face turned away from the camera so it's seen mostly in profile. He had a great smile. David was struck by the way his eyes crinkled in the corners, by how genuine he looked.

    PATRICK, 30
    @patrickbrewer
    Lives In: Toronto, ON
    From: Toronto, ON
    Work: MLB Baseball

    David swiped right without reading further.

    PROFILE NOT FOUND.

    Okay...

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    Patrick Brewer, the MVP of last year's World Series and a viral social media star, has a bit of a crush on David Rose, a gallerist living in New York City and occasional guest star on his sister's reality show. He convinces himself to do something about it - after all, he's only in town to play the Yankees for a few nights.

    (a self-indulgent baseball/celebrity au)

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    22 Jul 2021

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    David has thus far refrained, with difficulty, from commenting on the flashlight (he may have mentioned the bears) but he is beginning to suspect that the awful chunky boots and the pocketknife Patrick always seems to have handy are just scratching the surface when it comes to his outdoorsiness. David hasn’t seen a pair of cargo shorts yet, but they haunt his dreams like a khaki Sword of Damocles.

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    21 Jul 2021

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