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    A collection of mostly Worm fics that aren't going to go anywhere in particular, probably.

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    A place to compile all Administrative Mishap-related content, including side-stories and any art.

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    A place to put all My Fake Girlfriend is a Vigilante?-associated works, including any possible sequels or side-stories which will be largely restricted to their own thread.

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    The infection is a disease of the mind caused by an angry god who is dying from a lack of worship and belief.
    So what happens when they believe a simple item can keep her from their minds?
    After all, what is a god to a nonbeliever?

    A frightened human who doesn't know how she ended up in Hallownest tells a white lie to some children to help them with their irrational fears. It spirals out of control.

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    28 Nov 2020

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    Her brilliant plan was as follows:

    1. Hide right up against the wall next to the door out of the Abyss so the Pale Bellend didn’t see her immediately.

    2. When he walked through the door, waste no time in hitting him in the back of the head, or the back of whatever she could reach with her club to stun him and give her more time to enact step 3.

    3. Run like hell, and pray that getting unexpectedly whacked in the back of the head stunned him long enough for her to make a clean getaway, since he would presumably be coming down here alone.

    4. Make good use of her intangibility to escape and haul ass to the Resting Grounds as fast as possible, putting all her ninja skills to good use in avoiding detection from basically everyone, since she could trust basically no one to not rat her out if the king put a bounty on her head or some shit like that.

    She operated under the KISS method of planning. It was an acronym that stood for ‘Keep It Simple, Stupid.’

    But then again, no plan survived contact with the enemy.

    This was going to suck, wasn't it?

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    21 Nov 2020

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    Ayaka is named for the state of the world upon her birth.

    She is born in a burst of reds and golds, in wildfire whirling around her, set against the backdrop of a hazy summer sunset. Her cries are lost in the howling of the fire, in the harsh voice of called out water jutsu that struggle to extinguish the strong flames.

    (SI-OC as a civilian orphan, in the same orphanage as one Uzumaki Naruto)

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    20 Nov 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    “I’m just so happy that you’re here with me,” Lena’s fingers traced down now, catching the corner of her mouth and lingering a little too long to be appropriate. “Thank you.”

    It should be enough. It should have swelled in her heart like a balloon, the same way it had the first time that Lena had said it. She had come so far since they’d first met, worked so hard to re-piece herself, laying a new foundation after the old one had cracked, and here was Kara, unsteady and unsure and unable to find the words to say it back.

    Not for the first time, Kara wondered if she was good enough for Lena. If tonight was anything to go by, she had a distinct impression that she wasn’t.

    “You’re welcome.”

    At least she meant that.

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    17 Nov 2020

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    Dreams of death, terror and weird shit have plagued Chloe's nights since her Dad died and Max moved away five years ago. Dreams that she did her best to ignore... until some of them came true.

    Now, with Rachel missing and her last remaining friend growing distant after a Vortex Club party, Chloe is dreaming of Max... and, as if that wasn't enough of a cherry on top of this fucked up a Sunday, an oncoming storm.

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    17 Nov 2020

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