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    This started off as a one-time shitpost I started writing while I waited for someone to get out of the bathroom. Before I realized what was happening, it had spiraled into an ongoing and deeply self-indulgent comedy gay romance novella. I'm having fun here.

    The space emperor is the tyrannical dictator of the observable universe, complacent on his palatial pleasure-planet. Little did he know that the power of gay love and an excess of pulpy sci-fi tropes would change the course of his life....... forever........

    I reblog fanart and shitposts on space-emperor.tumblr.com

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    30 Sep 2019

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    After Emperor Genghis Cohen's abdication of the throne, the Agatean Empire fell into the hands of his plucky Grand Vizier. Twoflower never imagined he'd be running an empire when he was in his insurance office back in Bes Pelargic, nor does he really intend to now. With the help of his two daughters, Butterfly and Lotus, Twoflower decides to remake the empire in a more beneficial way but in a place like Agatea change does not come without risk. When the new emperor becomes suddenly ill, it's up to his old friend Rincewind (manipulated by fate, luck, karma, and the rest) to figure out what's happened before it's too late.

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    11 Sep 2019

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    Clan Lavellan comes to visit Skyhold.
    Well, shit.
    (Alternatively titled, "your worst Thanksgiving but in a castle and somehow worse for it," now with more elves.)

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    Lavellan looked apologetically to Josephine. “Remember when you asked me if there were any sordid details of my past you should know about, and I lied and said there weren’t?”

    Josephine gave a slow, cautious nod.

    “Right. Because we should talk about that real quick before you inevitably hear some very shocking news from a person or six.”

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    10 Sep 2019

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    "You can't be serious." Jonathan Sims raises his eyes at last to properly look at Georgie, expecting her to laugh and make some quip about finally getting him to put the damn book down, at least.

    "Well, I am," she shoots back.

    He sets his book aside and turns fully towards her, betrayal clear on his face. "A blind date, really?"

    Jon makes the frankly terrible decision to go on a blind date with one Martin Blackwood. Fate ensues. AU where Jon and Georgie are still friends, Georgie likes finding dates for her friends, Martin doesn't work at the institute, and everyone is just a bit happier while canon spooky stuff goes on in the background. Takes place juuust barely pre-canon in the beginning but catches up quickly. Inspired as usual by the wonderful conversations with my friend RavenXavier/somuchbetterthanthat.

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    09 Sep 2019

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