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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Although the concept of soulmates has long been dismissed as a fantastical ideal, there's a definite agreement among the scientific community that humans are only capable of seeing colour after experiencing an intense emotional arousal - like falling in love.

    That's of no help to Klaus, though, as he's been able to see colour all his life.

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    03 Aug 2019

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    David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

    Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

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    02 Aug 2019

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    Unlike most of the people David was typically drawn to, Patrick’s edge wasn’t about high fashion or shitty manners or a twisted game of use or be used. Patrick’s edge was his mouth, the sharpness of his tongue. David would do pretty much anything at this point to see what else that tongue was capable of.

    A story about Patrick Brewer, who owns the last Rose Video franchise in the world, and David Rose, who has been sent to Schitt's Creek by his father to close the store for good. When David meets Patrick well... things do not go to plan. Banter, sex, sweetness and soulmates finding each other in any universe.

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    23 Jul 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    claire hadn't exactly planned on becoming all of her best friends fairy gay-mother.

    or, the one where literally nobody is straight.

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    15 Jul 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Klaus leaves the Umbrella Academy.
    “Come with me,” he tells Diego.
    “Klaus…” Diego says, and Klaus knows it was stupid to ask.

    Diego finds Klaus a few years after he left the Umbrella Academy, and tentatively, they start to build a life together.

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    10 Jul 2019